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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 3:03 pm
by Minerva
ROFL :D

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 4:08 pm
by Georgi
"SHOW ME THE SPAM!!" - Jerry Maguire

"We are all ready to spam, just as we are all born knowing only life" - Enter The Dragon

"Spam is like a box of chocolates... you never know what youre gonna get" - Forrest Gump

"What came first, the spam or the misery? Did I spam because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I spammed? Does all that spamming turn you into a melancholy person?" - High Fidelity

"Alice Harford: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.
Doctor Bill Harford: What's that?
Alice Harford: Spam." - Eyes Wide Shut

"You still don't get it, do you? He'll spam. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him!" Terminator

"Come with me if you want to spam!" Terminator

"The Terminator: Why do you spam?
John Connor: You mean people?
The Terminator: Yes.
John Connor: I dont' know. We just spam. You know, when it hurts.
The Terminator: Pain causes it?
John Connor: No, it's when there's nothing wrong with you, but you spam anyway. You get it?
The Terminator: No..."

and later "I know now why you spam. But it's something I can never do." - Terminator 2

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 4:51 pm
by Georgi
"It's all for nothing if you don't have spam" - Braveheart

"We don't read and write spam because it's cute. We read and write spam because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But spam, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." - Dead Poets Society

"Let me tell you something my friend. Spam is a dangerous thing. Spam can drive a man insane" - Shawshank Redemption

"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is spam" - Usual Suspects

"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of spammer. A pitiless, psycho, ****ed-up spammer" - Usual Suspects

"Senator Kelly: You're evading the real question. Three words: Are spammers dangerous?
Jean Grey: That's an unfair question, Senator, since the wrong person behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous.
Senator Kelly: That's why we license people to drive.
Jean Grey: But not to spam." -X Men

"Spam: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, spam leaps forward." - X Men

"Spammers are not the ones mankind should fear." - X Men

"...and there are even rumors, Miss Grey, of spammers so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with spammers. To be taught by spammers! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that spammers are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!" - X Men

"A very powerful spammer. He believes that a war is brewing between spammers and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time." - X Men

"Do you want to spam? Or do you want to SPAM?" - Thomas Crown Affair

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 7:49 pm
by fable
"Thou shalt not SPAM!" -Charleston Heston, playing Moses, delivering the Ten Commandments in the film of the same name.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 9:01 pm
by KidD01
Star Trek : TNG
Capt. Jean Luc Picard : "Number One, Prepare the Spam Team !"

Capt. Jean Luc Picard : "Number One, You have the spam"

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 9:49 pm
by KidD01
Pearl Harbour :
President : "December 7th 1941 a date which will live in spam !"

This one taken from new movie starring David Duchovni
Evolution
Nurse : "I'll go get the spam"
Doctor : "We don't have time for spam"
Patient : "THERE ALWAYS TIME FOR SPAM !!!"

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 11:58 pm
by Xandax
Hamlet:
To spam or not to spam, that is the question. Whether it's more noble in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to spam.

Romeo & Juliet:
Spam, Oh Spam, wherfore are thou spam.

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 1:02 am
by KidD01
Star Wars
Darth Vader : "Do not underestimate the power of SPAM"

Darth Vader : "This battle station is insignificant compared to the power of SPAM !"

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 1:30 am
by Nippy
ROLMGDAO everyone!

Keep 'em coming! :D

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 1:37 am
by Weasel
Planet of the Apes

[The first words ever spoken by a human to the apes]
George Taylor: "Get your stinking spam off me, you damned dirty spamster!"


Road Warrior

Toady: "Greetings from The Spamster! The Lord Spamster! The Spammer of the Spamland! The Ayatollah of Spamolla!"


Gone with the Wind

Scarlett O'Hara: "Rhett... If you spam ... where shall I go? What shall I do?

Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam. (Added on of Minerva's post)

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 1:55 am
by Weasel
Wedding Singer

Harold's brother: "Little news flash, Pop. Ha. Harold ain't so perfect. Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those 2, uh... well, I guess they were spammers, but I don't remember paying."

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 1:58 am
by Weasel
Waterboy

Bobby Boucher: "Now that's what I call high quality spam."

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 2:39 am
by Weasel
Spaceballs

Lonestar: "So, Lord Spam, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time."


Time Bandits

Evil: " If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils! I would've started with spam, eight o'clock, day one!"


Army of Darkness


Ash:" Hail to the Spam, baby."
Ash: "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the spam."

Night of the Living Dead

Radio Announcer: "It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of spam."

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:04 am
by Mr Sleep
ROFLMAO! :D

I can't think of any, for someone like me that is appaling i will go and hang myself with a pair of sholaces :(

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:18 am
by Xandax
Simpsons:

Eat my spam.

Spam!

Please spam again.

Hi. I'm spammer Troy McClure. You might remember from from such spams as ......

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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:21 am
by Mr Sleep
"Deepest, bluest, my hand is like a sharks spam"

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:24 am
by Gruntboy
War Movie Spam (of course) :D

Patton: "We're going to use their spam to gease the treads of our tanks"

A Brdige too Far: "Well, as you know Roy, I've always said we tried to go a spam too far"

Apocalypse Now: "Spam... sh*t!"

Dr Strangelove: "Gentlemen! This is the war room, you can't spam in here!"

Lawrence of Arabia: "The spammers are a little people - dirty, barabarous and cruel"

Saving Private Ryan: "I'll spam you on the beach"

The Longest Day: "There are only 2 types of people staying on this beach - those that spam and those that are gonna spam"

Bridge on the river Kwai: "Your officers told you it is better to live like a coolie than die like a spammer"

Tora! Tora! Tora!: "Spam! Spam! Spam!"

Waterloo: "This one's going to take careful spamming"

:cool:

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2001 10:59 pm
by EMINEM
"I think, therefore I spam."

- Rene Descarte

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 12:42 am
by Vehemence
History of the World - Part 1, directed by Mel Brooks.

Centurion: Have you seen a pack of spammers run by here?
Merhchant: Spammers, spammers, sorry, I just ran out.

King: It's good to be the Spam!

Ceasar: Bring me a small spammer!

Captain of the Guards: You men go northward, you go southward, I'm gonna spam right here in a circle.

God: Moses, this is the lord thy god, commanding you to obey my spam!

Employment officer: Occupation?
Person: Spammer.
Employment officer: Did you spam last week?
Person: No.
Employment officer: Did you try to spam last week.
Person: Yes
Employment officer: Now listen, this is your last week of unemployement, either you spam someone next week or that's it!

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2001 2:05 am
by Weasel
2001: A Space Odyssey

HAL: "I've just picked up a fault in the spam. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours."

A Clockwork Orange


Alex: "Initiative comes to thems that spam."

Dumb & Dumber


Lloyd Christmas: "What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up spamming together?"

Mary Swanson: "Not good."

Lloyd Christmas: "Not good like one in a hundred?"

Mary Swanson: "I'd say more like one in a million."

Lloyd Christmas: "So you're telling me there's a chance?"


Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: "I'm looking for Spam."

[A shotgun ****s and is pointed at his head.]

Ace Ventura: "...and a clean pair of shorts."