Vacancies

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 29, 2001 2:43 pm

cheesemage reporting for security duty

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 29, 2001 2:57 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:

(BTW, I did work in a library before... and it's a place c0ckroaches love... )

[ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]

So we will be seeing a lot of Grunt and Waverly then?

BTW- Can I have a swizzle chair? I've always fancied one.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:36 pm

Originally posted by vixen:
So we will be seeing a lot of Grunt and Waverly then?

BTW- Can I have a swizzle chair? I've always fancied one.

ROFL

You can have the chair...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 29, 2001 4:43 pm

Originally posted by leedogg:
Welcome aboard K! Leedogg security is always looking for talented guards. if they get out of line: rack 'em and stack 'em.

Thank you, lee. I'll remain in plain clothes, kinda do undercover work

Next thing those trouble maker know is a good smack on their sorry butt

BTW lee, it's K' not K - K is Karembau-

[ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:10 pm

If I am a catering officer do i get to eat the food i cook?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:30 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
If I am a catering officer do i get to eat the food i cook?

Then how do you know if it's now too salty or over done ?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 29, 2001 5:47 pm

Side note to catering chief : As security, I think lee agree too that we don't want military ransom

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:43 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
[QB

@Mr.Sleep: As long as you are physically tough, you can have the job. Just make sure the floor is always shiny...
[/QB]

I am somewhat of a pansy,

Are there any other jobs, maybe a clown.

I'd be really good at that.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:00 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Are there any other jobs, maybe a clown. I'd be really good at that.

Yeah, because you get loads of clowns at libraries.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:45 pm

There is another vacancy in the library...

Chief Executive Position
This is an exciting and challenging opportunity for an experienced candidate. This high-profile position offers both a day-to-day practical management and long-term strategic planning.

The candidate must be highly motivated and creative, with ability to cope with a group of unique individuals.

[ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:48 pm

Originally posted by vixen:
Yeah, because you get loads of clowns at libraries.

Have you seen Stephen King's It? Their library had a clown in.... It was a big scary clown though...

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:55 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
There is another vacancy in the library...

Chief Executive Position
This is an exciting and challenging opportunity for an experienced candidate. This high-profile position offers both a day-to-day practical management and long-term strategic planning.

The candidate must be highly motivated creative.

What about yourself, Minerva?

Alternatively, I have high aspirations, maybe I could file an application (as long as I get to keep my swizzle chair!

)

Georgi:

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 30, 2001 1:59 pm

The Stand and It, are my favorite Steven King books.

TIC TOC.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:04 pm

@DP - they are my faves of his horror books too

There's something immensely scary about a clown with big pointy teeth... His Dark Tower series is great though, still waiting for the next one...

I like the way a lot of his books are linked together... and the same guy is evil incarnate in quite a few... and his name is Flagg

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:05 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
There is another vacancy in the library...

Chief Executive Position
This is an exciting and challenging opportunity for an experienced candidate. This high-profile position offers both a day-to-day practical management and long-term strategic planning.

The candidate must be highly motivated creative.

I'm not creative,sorry (no sad smiley face here,my dear vixen

)

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:17 pm

Ok im the head cook. But i demand that atleast 65% of all food cooked will be mine to eat.
A term of agreemant: All lawsuits made because of food poisoning suffered from any food i cook, will be directed to the librarians and/or the janitor. Any arrests, fines or executions will be directed at the janitor.

Agree?

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:20 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Ok im the head cook. But i demand that atleast 65% of all food cooked will be mine to eat.

You will be one fat ba$tard then.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed May 30, 2001 2:28 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Ok im the head cook. But i demand that atleast 65% of all food cooked will be mine to eat.
A term of agreemant: All lawsuits made because of food poisoning suffered from any food i cook, will be directed to the librarians and/or the janitor. Any arrests, fines or executions will be directed at the janitor.

Agree?

No, I don't.

You can eat one potion each of menu you cook, so we can check if it could cause any food poisoning, before serving to customers.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed May 30, 2001 4:35 pm

@Minerva & lee : BTW as security then I can flame those trouble makers ! Yeeehaar fially Master Waverly will see his apprentice in action

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Wed May 30, 2001 4:37 pm

Originally posted by KidD01:
[QBYeeehaar fially Master Waverly will see his apprentice in action [/QB]

I'm sure he will be suitably scared.