Bah, Welsh rugby team indeed...
Embarrasing moments
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@Georgi,
....all I hope is that you didn't make it to the vegetable crisper in the fridge........
....all I hope is that you didn't make it to the vegetable crisper in the fridge........
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Unfortuantely (fortunatelyOriginally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>@Mr Sleep: LOL
) not I have some pretty embarrasing photos of some seriously bad hair cuts I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Oh, you must like lots of snow and an endless cloud covering. You'll enjoy life, up there.Darkpoet writes:
Oh Waverly, I'm getting tranferred to Upstate New York.
I suppose my most embarassing moments occur when I have to figure out a 15% tip. Now, math is not my specialty, and for some reason, the simple operation of remember 10% (easy so far) and halving it to get 5%, then adding them together, is enough, on the spot, to cause my neurons to join together in a chorus "We're poor little lambs who have lost our way..."
My wife, of course, can do 15% in her sleep.
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@Craig, I don't really need 15% now, thanks, though. However, when I do find myself required to leave a tip, rest assured that I shall excuse myself from the table, run into a nearby computer store, dial up the web, post the amount here on the board, and await your reply.
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One could say Frozen with thoughtOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@leedogg maybe they are still pondering the vegetable crisper...
Sorry, bad pun... I'll go now...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
hey there V
when i was about 14, i was staying with an uncle and my cousins during summer vacation. i had it bad for one of my cousin's friends and we were at her house jumping on the trampoline. now i had run out of underwear so i was bare ass under my shorts. to make a long story short i was showing off doing back flips and busted the seam in my shorts! my cuz and her friend found it very amusing. the worst of it was that i had to walk back to the house with my butt showing!
that, i believe, was my most embarrasing moment!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]
when i was about 14, i was staying with an uncle and my cousins during summer vacation. i had it bad for one of my cousin's friends and we were at her house jumping on the trampoline.
now i had run out of underwear so i was bare ass under my shorts. to make a long story short i was showing off doing back flips and busted the seam in my shorts! my cuz and her friend found it very amusing. the worst of it was that i had to walk back to the house with my butt showing! that, i believe, was my most embarrasing moment!
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Hiya Lee
I think I've gotten off easy compared to the rest of you.
Probably my most embarasing moment would be when I was 13 and we went to Visit my Grandparents who are in Sydney. Hadn't seen them since I was 2... so I couldn't recall seeing them before.
Anyway, we were all gathered in the living room and talking about who knows what. I was sitting on the stairs and in a pause in the conversation I let go the biggest ear busting fart you could imagine (unintentionally of course). The conversation paused for a while longer, before my grandmother quickly started another conversation...
Another embarasing moment, not mine, but something I was apart of.
When I was two or three, my mother and father had some friends over which would come around a little too often. I had heard my father talking to my mother a couple of nights before saying how they really disliked them coming over all the time. Being the typical two year old, I stumbled out the next time they were around and said "My daddy doesn't like you. He thinks you come around too much."
Lets just say that they didn't come around ever again
I think I've gotten off easy compared to the rest of you.
Probably my most embarasing moment would be when I was 13 and we went to Visit my Grandparents who are in Sydney. Hadn't seen them since I was 2... so I couldn't recall seeing them before.
Anyway, we were all gathered in the living room and talking about who knows what. I was sitting on the stairs and in a pause in the conversation I let go the biggest ear busting fart you could imagine (unintentionally of course). The conversation paused for a while longer, before my grandmother quickly started another conversation...
Another embarasing moment, not mine, but something I was apart of.
When I was two or three, my mother and father had some friends over which would come around a little too often. I had heard my father talking to my mother a couple of nights before saying how they really disliked them coming over all the time. Being the typical two year old, I stumbled out the next time they were around and said "My daddy doesn't like you. He thinks you come around too much."
Lets just say that they didn't come around ever again
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Erm,I usually don't remember my embarassing moments ...I'll get back to this later
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Remembered another mortifying moment.
The summer after my son was weaned was an especially warm one for the West Coast. Well there I was with my beloved child, walking along downtown when he noticed a woman walking in the same direction that we were coming from. Since it was a hot day she was wearing one of those semi-translucent, white Indian cotton blouses, and NOTHING underneath. She was also very well endowed, and thus nothing was left to the imagination. My son, still somewhat fixated, said to me just as the woman was about two feet away, "Mum, that woman has BIG breasts!
I wished at that moment that the sidewalk would open up and swallow me into it. Fortunately, she was pretty cool about it and said, "I've never received a compliment like that from one so young."
Children and drunks........
The summer after my son was weaned was an especially warm one for the West Coast. Well there I was with my beloved child, walking along downtown when he noticed a woman walking in the same direction that we were coming from. Since it was a hot day she was wearing one of those semi-translucent, white Indian cotton blouses, and NOTHING underneath. She was also very well endowed, and thus nothing was left to the imagination. My son, still somewhat fixated, said to me just as the woman was about two feet away, "Mum, that woman has BIG breasts!
I wished at that moment that the sidewalk would open up and swallow me into it. Fortunately, she was pretty cool about it and said, "I've never received a compliment like that from one so young."
Children and drunks........
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Recent potentially very embarrasing:
My husband just sold his old digtal camera to a total stranger. After, he realised he hadn't deleted the pictures on the flashcard. Those pictures were nude pictures I had taken of him, somewhat kinky.
Well, better a stranger than for instance my mother...
My husband just sold his old digtal camera to a total stranger. After, he realised he hadn't deleted the pictures on the flashcard. Those pictures were nude pictures I had taken of him, somewhat kinky.
Well, better a stranger than for instance my mother...
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