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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2001 11:50 pm
by Mr Snow
Day 900: My efforts to make the humans destroy the house has not worked yet, mental note: must stare longer at inconspiquous part of the wall next time
Day 901: tonight must make special effort to slowly push male thing off of the bed.
Day 920: Yay, have just learn't surefire way to wake humans, lamp on (or should that be off of) dresser does the trick
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2001 8:10 pm
by The Outsider
Day 922: Curses! The one with the beard has started to remain awake at 3 in the morning. Fine, so he hides in a room that I can't get into. Keeps him away from my turf. But it's not the same. Also, I can hear odd sounds coming from there. Sounds like a hunt- with some very interesting prey. I demand to be let in! I demand to be let in! Okay, I'll settle for some food and catnip.
Day 923: I have found his prey. They're on the other side of a strange glass wall. He employs a very strange method of attacking them- using his paws on a longish thing. Must try.
Day 924: Well, that was a waste of time. The prey are all gone. I even tried using that long thing with my paws. All that happened was that bearded one yelled at me. I quickly recovered from this, looking 'cute' (little do they know that it's the secret Cat Face of Doom (tm)), and snagged some catnip for my troubles.
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 2:09 pm
by Aegis
Day 1056: Broke free of my captors, only to be reurned by a large pasty thing in a white suit. The bird shall perish.
Day 1057: My captors rewarded the snitch by letting him free of his cell for "excercise" My chance has come.
Day 1058: Attemted to catch the bird... the result is that my captors found me, and have taken away my only weapons... Can they insult me any further...
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 1:14 pm
by CM
Day 2000: Here we go again, how can i kill and catch mice if they cut my nails. The little ones were crying again because i scratched them. Well they should know not to pull my tail...
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:36 pm
by cheesemage
Day 3000: I am starting to grow senile, and my life is bleak. I am bloated and fat, whch doesnt seem possible from the food they give me. They have already strarted replacing me, they have brought in a new captive, a young pathetic mewling who is ignorant. I can feel my sanity slipping, will it ever end, tommorow I shall attempt my final attempt at escape.....