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Originally posted by Vicsun
Wow. If anyone read through all of this, then he needs to get a life.

Aw. Dammit! How many different ways do people have to prove this?

hmmm....i follow all this....works wonders for my life
One thing i must say rule 85 must never been broken.
I know it never should never been broken, as someone broke it.
Man did he get a beat down later on

Yup, I remembered this...

...in fact, this was what made me come up with The Men's Room.

Hi Mah, long time no see.

*sigh* I am a man born well after his time. I missed out on all of this?

Well...say, do you still have some of those Hefner tomes?

“Nice ass. Are you a Sagittarius?”

Why do these gags always pick on us Saggitari?

ROFLMAO!

This is great!

Jenna Jameson ???

Rule #13,021: It is your God given right to "observe" other females while at the beach, provided you don't get caught

Rule #13,110: Beer is not beer until it is over 5%

Rule #13,143: Exported beer is fine, unless there is a local brewery in town. Then any other beer is hog swile

Rule #13,179: Unless you've had enough beers to go blind, there is no excuse for cheating with the hottie at the bar, regardless of how much hotter she is then your girlfriend. *This rule is exempt if she has done one of the following: Thrown out your Sports Illustrated, made you miss your Football game, subjected you to embroidery lessons*

Yes, it's been awhile...

Originally posted by Chanak
Hi Mah, long time no see.

*sigh* I am a man born well after his time. I missed out on all of this?

Well...say, do you still have some of those Hefner tomes?

...as for the Heffner Tomes, I'm afraid KidD has snaked off with everything and "kept them for safe keeping" inside his bunker.

Rule # 14,001: When drunk, there is no such thing as an unattractive woman and a mission impossible.

ROFLMAO!

..and don't forget ..

Rule #15,001 : I you've been unfaithful to your girlfriend - don't brag. Don't tell anyone. Not even your best buddy. If it DOES get out - some ****head will use the information to hit on your GF.

No worries,

Beldin

Originally posted by Beldin
ROFLMAO!

..and don't forget ..

Rule #15,001 : I you've been unfaithful to your girlfriend - don't brag. Don't tell anyone. Not even your best buddy. If it DOES get out - some ****head will use the information to hit on your GF.

No worries,

Beldin

Actually....in this case, I think there would be worries....

Bah HAH

How dare we not recongnize the true men behind the mission.

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A worthy bump and i have a question how many of you apply these "rules" in real life?

I have used on occasion:

Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.

Rule #85 (The Sergeant Schultz Rule): When queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

Rule #404: Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move furniture: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move furniture: You’d rather stay home and watch Speed Buggy reruns.

Rule #959: You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bull****. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.)

Rule #1,073: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Rule #1,219: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

Considering I have a sister this most certainly applies.

Rule #1,476: The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late: five minutes. Maximum waiting time: six minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1–10 scale.

Rule #1,862: A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own—weed whacker, car, firstborn child—with 12 hours’ notice. If he damages the item, he must repair it within seven days, even if it means selling his plasma. Exception: If you don’t notice the damage at the hand-off, he gets away scot-free.

Rule #2,284 (The Patton Principle): Falling on a grenade for a buddy (i.e., agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he’s trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up bonking the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

Rule #2,475: Do not torpedo single friends: If you’re married and a pal drops by with a date, do not, even after your sixth vodka, blurt out, “So, when are you two gonna walk the plank?” Punishment: Following the assembly instructions for your rug rats’ toys for two years.

Rule #2,500: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

Rule #2,650 (The Hand-off Catechism): Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles.”

Rule #2,901: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.) - This rule is applied very strictly. Dinner maybe. Drinks definitely as a group.

Rule #4,671: While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies’ girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals’ significant ****heads—low-level sports bonding is all the law requires. (Sorry, ladies: It’s called a double standard because it’s twice as true.)

Rule #5,649: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

Rule #5,888 (The Mercy Rule): When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny, loser friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

Rule #7,847: The third, fourth, and fifth rules of Fight Club: If your buddy is outnumbered, outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If during the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think What this guy needs is a good ass-whupping, you may stand back and enjoy.

Rule #9,374: If you catch your woman screwing your best friend, let your state’s crimes-of-passion laws be your guide.

Rule #9,481: When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid, either.

Rule #9,601: Before allowing a drunken pal to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “**** off!” you are absolved of responsibility. Remember: Later on you will have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

Rule 10,043: The "selective hearing" thing is the greatest gig men having going for us. Don't ever let a woman think you're just ignoring her.

This and playing dumb, the two best things in the world. I have gotten out of so much **** by working these two together.

Too much rules text!

And what is this? The 'reliving-old-threads-so-we-bumb-them' time of the year?

Nah more like i its a funny thread and informative we got alot of people join. We gotta show them SYM's zone of morality

I tend to agree with Vics' post.
Give me until the weekend and I will have read all the rules, though. They seem important.

Dude like they are so like sooooo important like they just must be obeyed. To not follow them woudl be like soooooooooo uncool you know?

No I don't. I'm quite unfamiliar with the word 'cool', can you eat it?

Rule #2: Men do not obey rules. Rules are to be applied when convenient.

This is a truly bizaro breed of men....