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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2002 5:37 pm
by HighLordDave
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Is Michael Jackson a guy or a girl?
</STRONG>
How about this:
When did Michael Jackson and George Hamilton pass each other on the black/white colour barrier?
(@Alienbob: I'm not a royal subject, but I spell things that way out of habbit, although I don't know where I picked it up.)
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 4:39 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Alienbob:
<STRONG>Why do Brits spell everything with a 'u'?</STRONG>
Let's not get into the Aluminium debate
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:52 am
by HighLordDave
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Let's not get into the Aluminium debate
</STRONG>
So do you say it ah-loo-min-um or al-you-min-e-um?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:10 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>So do you say it ah-loo-min-um or al-you-min-e-um?</STRONG>
al-you-min-e-um
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 7:53 am
by KidD01
She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not...........
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 2:29 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not, She loves me, She loves me not...........
</STRONG>
Kid I'll save you the trouble. Jesus loves... It's everyone else who hates you...
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:05 pm
by Xandax
Originally posted by Alienbob:
<STRONG>Why do Brits spell everything with a 'u'?</STRONG>
It looks cooler
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2002 12:08 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Gandalfgal The Talking Variant:
<STRONG>If I would be posting that I'm a lurker, would I still be one?</STRONG>
Eh....*glances at Xandax*...no.
<STRONG>If my sanity would leave me, would I notice?</STRONG>
Well, you would first have to have had sanity before it could leave you.
<STRONG>If there is a ending, there must have been a beginning, but where does the end begin?</STRONG>
In the beginning.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2002 11:11 pm
by Panther Blkct
Is it possible to make M&Ms melt in your hand?
Why do most places serve fish and chips with french fries?
What goes up the hill on 3 legs, and down the hill on 4 legs?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
...what is a woodchuck?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 12:40 pm
by KidD01
This will trigger lots of flames but here's the question :
Where's Slyweasel ?
What happen to Fouls Goat and muffins ?
Where's Weasels Love Boat ?
[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: KidD01 ]
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:43 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Panther Blkct:
<STRONG>Is it possible to make M&Ms melt in your hand?</STRONG>
Which brings up the question, what would you call only one of those? Just an M?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:50 pm
by Panther Blkct
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Which brings up the question, what would you call only one of those? Just an M?</STRONG>
An 'I'... don't ask... there's some twisted logic behind it, but I don't want to explain. (In other words... I randomly picked something)
How long ago did I loose my mind?
Did I ever have one?
Are we ever going to find intellegent life on Earth?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:53 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Panther Blkct:
<STRONG>Are we ever going to find intellegent life on Earth?</STRONG>
Was there ever intelligent life on Earth?
Will there ever be intelligent life on Earth?
If we're supposed to be superior, why do we treat our pets better than we treat ourselves?
If you don't scream for ice cream, will we all still get it?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:56 pm
by Panther Blkct
Are we really in a big ol' cage in an alien zoo, and just don't realize it?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 4:00 pm
by GandalfgalTTV
Originally posted by Panther Blkct:
<STRONG>Are we really in a big ol' cage in an alien zoo, and just don't realize it?</STRONG>
Nope, nobody would pay to see us.
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 4:01 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
If you shoot one member of N'Sync, would the rest die too? If they didn't, they wouldn't be in synch now, would they?
What if the Backstreet boys moved to a front street?
Why do they call Snickers candy bars Snickers? If you snicker while eating one, won't you choke?
Do cats eat Kit Kats?
Can Skybars fly?
Do they really cut Reese's into little pieces to make Reese's Pieces?
Is giving a girl Hershey Kisses romantic?
Does Whatchamacallit have a real name?
If you melt a Crunch, will it still crunch?
Does the little mermaid chew Trident gum and not get in trouble?
Can you find Milky Ways outside this galaxy?
What if a manic bipolar ate a twizzler? Would he still be happy?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 4:04 pm
by Panther Blkct
while we're on the candy subject...
how many times do they say 'wonder' in that dang wonderball song?
In my little gummy hamburger, is the green lettece or pickle?
is the red the meat or tomato?
if it's tomato, where's the meat?
is the yellow cheese or mustard?
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 5:52 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Panther Blkct:
<STRONG>while we're on the candy subject...
how many times do they say 'wonder' in that dang wonderball song?</STRONG>
Oh I wonder wonder doo wa doo wa woop what's in my wonderball??? I got Toy Story! Lion King! Pokemon!
<STRONG>In my little gummy hamburger, is the green lettece or pickle?
is the red the meat or tomato?
if it's tomato, where's the meat?
is the yellow cheese or mustard?</STRONG>
That's all Spam in your burger
and come to think of it, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Shadow Sandrock ]
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 7:02 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?</STRONG>
1,012,885,483
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 7:16 pm
by HighLordDave
What happened to Preparations A though G?