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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 12:05 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
I just figured I'd point out how with so many people posting in this topic now, there's usually hardly anybody online at this time otherwise...
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 12:10 pm
by HighLordDave
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Grunty can have Ministry of Defense for his Pantless Marines......What position you want, Minerva ermm kawaii-chan ?</STRONG>
Hey! I already nominated myself for the Defense Department post, but Gruntboy would make a superb Supreme Commander or JCS Chairman.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 2:20 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Grunty can have Ministry of Defense for his Pantless Marines......What position you want, Minerva ermm kawaii-chan ?</STRONG>
I'm not interested in any "position" offered by Weasel...
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 4:00 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Well since i am already god, i guess i could get Weasel to have schools worship me.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:07 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>
I'm interested in any "position" offered by Weasel...
</STRONG>
I'm speechless!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:23 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Weasel:
I'm speechless!!!!!!
That is what you have Gwally for Mr. President!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:25 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I'm speechless!!!!!!
</STRONG>
Speechless?
You are still typing... No, this is not right...
I mean, you are still
SPAMMING! Spammer!!
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:29 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by McBane:
<STRONG>That is what you have Gwally for Mr. President!
</STRONG>
This is good news
I reserve the right to "test" all new interns
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:31 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>
Speechless?
You are still typing... No, this is not right...
I mean, you are still
SPAMMING! Spammer!!
</STRONG>
"Seems my domestic policy is in trouble"
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:38 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>"Seems my domestic policy is in trouble"
</STRONG>
That's hardly a surprise...
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 5:52 pm
by HighLordDave
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>"Seems my domestic policy is in trouble"
</STRONG>
Here's the tactic you need to practice using when you are in trouble about
anything:
"I categorically deny everything" and then blame it all on the previous administration.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:11 pm
by Weasel
NEWS FLASH
"I categorically deny everything"
The previous administration......Lead by one
PP Waverly is the cause of the this.
But I will not lay the blame for this at the voters feet. I know in your hearts you believed you were right in selecting him. Please don't shed tears for this grievious mistake. I'm here to correct these unspeakable horrors.
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In closing, I would like to tell everyone not to fear...Weasel is here.
Goodnight.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:23 pm
by Bloodstalker
uh, weasel? won't you be needing some one to, ahem, screen your interns for you? as president, you should on;y have the very best you know.
I realize it's a dirty job, but I would be willing to take on the added responsiblities.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:27 pm
by KidD01
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:36 pm
by Bloodstalker
If you pay me in beer, hell yeah!
besides, who's to say Monica would have made the cut if I were screening?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 6:46 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>If you pay me in beer, hell yeah!
besides, who's to say Monica would have made the cut if I were screening?
</STRONG>
This is important....(The answer will decide your fate)
Would she had made the cut?
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 7:35 pm
by Maharlika
Put me in the Treasury Dept.
I'm good
with figures.
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2002 8:33 pm
by KidD01
Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>Put me in the Treasury Dept.
I'm good
with figures.
</STRONG>
I bet you do
*Looks at Maharlika droolling at a really georgeous babe*
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:06 am
by jellem
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I'm speechless!!!!!!
</STRONG>
That has to be a first....
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:37 am
by Morlock
I'll be in charge of civil rights.
All I need is a motto. I am debating between George Wallace's: "Segregation now, segregation tommorow and segregation forever!"
and George Orwell's:
"All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others"
I let you know when I decide.
Sincerely,
Kernal Kerbie Kolson, but you can call me KKK if you want, Sir Mr. Weasel
[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Morlock ]