Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:47 pm
Nice pun!QuenGalad wrote:So, are we steering towards having sex with a car
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:35 pm
I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway.Gwalchmai wrote:I was considering reporting everyone in this thread as superfluous spammers, since the title clearly says "No spam," but then I realized that "Spam on topic" + "No spam" is a double negative, which essentially cancel's each other out (in English, at least). Therefore, the thread is, in reality, begging for, nay, demanding spam! In point of fact, the OP has actually achieved the quintessential spam thread, surpassing all tavern threads and even the forgotten Goody thread in its spam-ability! :speech:
Well done Endboss!
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:47 pm
Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it.Minerva wrote:I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway.
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:07 pm
I have created a monster.
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:22 pm
No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......:laugh:endboss wrote:I have created a monster.
let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...
hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one...
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:24 pm
Indeed...BlueSky wrote:No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......:laugh:
let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...
hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption?
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for
I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder...
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 pm
Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course.fable wrote:Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it.
@endboss
No, you didn't creat a monster. You merely summoned monsters in.
@DW
Well, my car's not waxed for a while, so it'll be alright, then.
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:32 pm
So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?dragon wench wrote:Indeed...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption?
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for
Interesting...
Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure.I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder...
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:44 pm
Hmmmm...maybe those new snuggy thingies I saw on TV...dragon wench wrote:Indeed...
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for
But how ...oh ....nevermind....
@ Kipi Had that same image in mind.....
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:33 pm
Of course... what else did you think encouraged their invention? Surely nothing so mundane as keeping warm, I hope...Kipi wrote:So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?
Interesting...
Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure.
Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky....
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:24 pm
Well... I hope you at least painted it in psychedelic colours and called it the [url="http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg"]Mystery Machine[/url]Bloodstalker wrote:Watch the tacky comments. Some of us have owned vans in the past.
Of course... I'm not sure if that would have helped save you from marauding dragons or if it would have made you seem extra shiny..
Spoiler
Especially if said dragon were called "Big Rosy"....
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:01 pm
You leave those piles of rusted out cars out of this. Something has to distract the tourists attention away from the mass of dogs hanging out on our front porches.dragon wench wrote: Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky....
And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk.
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:45 pm
...who flock from their beaches to the mountains, leaving their convertibles behind. Depriving mountain men and women of the pleasures of car-based sex, and the addition of chiropractors to their village economies!Bloodstalker wrote:And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk.
I do my humble best for the cause.Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course.
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:57 am
Sex in a car is monstrous. Why constrict yourself to a car when you can go outside? Or, if it's too cold outside, use an indoor location that allows for moving around more freely?endboss wrote:I have created a monster.
Ode]People please wrote:
Are you referring to "dogging"?
Dragons having sex with cars...well, to each their own. Most people would probably be shocked if I went into detail about the enormous amount of really, really strange paraphilias that people can have.
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:16 am
That's the one - thanks Doc , last time I came across the term was while researching a university essay for a Culture and Sexuality unit a few years back and most memories from those days are (fortunately) hazy at the best of times.
As with dragons having sex with cars (I'm still really puzzled by this one), dogging falls in the 'Not my thing personally but whatever floats your boat' category for me.
, last time I came across the term was while researching a university essay for a Culture and Sexuality unit a few years back and most memories from those days are (fortunately) hazy at the best of times.As with dragons having sex with cars (I'm still really puzzled by this one), dogging falls in the 'Not my thing personally but whatever floats your boat' category for me.