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Suggestion:
Mage: "Won't it be a good idea to test the hardness of that wall by ramming your head against it?"

Peasant (or whatever) : "Yeah! Good idea"

*BONK*

*BONK*

*BONK*

*BONK*

*SPLAT*

Hehehehe...That's why i like mindbenders so much .

What do MindBenders get?

Mindbenders get suggestion, charm/dominate person a couple times a day as supernatural ability.

And the all important telepathy in first level. Be in constant communication even while silenced or with someone who's trying to keep quiet.

Druids aren't gonna like this!

Got a new one: Summon Monster IX. This spell is awesome!

Now i hear you ask: "how can this be? Have we underestimated the might of the Fiendish Dire Badger?" The answer, my friends, is yes and no. I wasn't thinking of Dire Bagers (fiendish or not) when i was typing this, but of d4+1 celestial elephants. (but you can use them as well for the following tactic.)

Picture this: You face a party of evil, high-level adventurers. Suddenly they hear a sound from above, look up and see 5 Celestial Elephants crashing down on them

I don't know exactly how heavy a celestial elephant is, but it's sure to weigh at least 1000 pounds. According to page 89 of the DM guide, thats 10d6 damage. Now summon them 110 ft above the taget's head, That's an additional 10d6 damage, for a grand total of 20d6 (The maximum possible for falling objects) damage!!!! The maximum range for MSIX is 125 ft (level 20:25ft + 5/level, i believe), so if you want to summon them 110 ft up, the maximum distance you can be from the target is the root of (125 squared - 110 squared), wich is the root of 3525 ft, wich is 59.37 ft. An elephant is Huge, so it's got at least a face of 10 ft by 10 ft, so you get a nice splash. Hehehehe...let's see a DM improvise his way out of this one...

P.S: The elephants can also fight, if they survive the crash.
P.P.S:This also makes the lower-level monster summoning spells better.

N.B: You can also summon Orcas, but i don't know if the are heavier or bigger.

Has to be ona flat surface

Anyone eveer had an annoying elf in the party??? Get him back when using improvision by sticking a naked flame infront of his face! You've got to love it.

Going off the subject a bit now but how can i get my own back on a Dwarf with 4 (-3) charisma????

Ever lied to a halfling about how high the water is????

If you want to have a laugh try to fight with weried weopons! E.g. a boot or a half orc using a halfling as a club.

Originallly posted by Craig
Has to be ona flat surface

Erm...what do you mean?

Is that also in the PH? I've read the descriptions of conjuration but it doesn't say that.

Originally posted by Aramant
Bad idea:

Our group found a mysterious, silver pool of an unknown substance. So, as everyone was puzzling over what it was, our Elven ranger drank from it. Remember T100 from Terminator 2? Yeah.

I made some stupid mistakes myself. Like sticking 2 spiked chains in my backpack and encountering 2 kytons in the next room.
My friends were laughing like hell while I was being shredded by their dancing chains ability

Originally posted by /-\lastor
My friends were laughing like hell while I was being shredded by their dancing chains ability

Yeah, we had a ball.