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The Spectator is by far the best character in the BG series. I love it after the battle with the Drow captain in ToB...

PC: "So, what are you going to do now?"
Spectator: "I dunno. Maybe go find a club, check out the ladies... What are you up too?"
PC: "The usual, fighting for my life, figuring what to do.."

It's classic!

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Also the dialog between Harry and Viconia where she tells him that he couldn`t even imagine the pleasures she could give...
Harry- em...you`ll have to exuse me a minute while my head implodes...

But Bondari`s reload is just the best!
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Umm...who is this Bondari and where is he? I'm playin my second round of ToB. I might have met him/them, just can't remember.

Yes, the Spectator Beholder is no.1! Also one funny comment was this: Jan: Ahh...home sweet home...wait a minute, I don't live here! Jan's dialogues are very amusing throughout the game, no matter who the other NPCs are!
Centuries ago in England........It was an era of chivalry and magic. The evil Prince John unleashed an iron fist of tyranny upon the people. They called out for a champion.........one man answered that call. His name, was Robin Hood. Fearless in his quest for justice Robin Hood challenged the power of the high warlords. While protecting the helpless and the poor. Willing to face death for what he believed, along with the beautiful, lady warrior, Jaheira, the mighty Minsc, and the wise Keldorn. Robin Hood forged a legend that lives on today in............
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SPOILERS
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Bondari and co are petrified adventurers you find in Abazigal's lair, in the area with the eyes, where you need to get the Gauth's eyestalk for some wild mage. He's near the top of the area.
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@Koren

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@Kameleon: thanks, I thought so after thinking for a while.
Centuries ago in England........It was an era of chivalry and magic. The evil Prince John unleashed an iron fist of tyranny upon the people. They called out for a champion.........one man answered that call. His name, was Robin Hood. Fearless in his quest for justice Robin Hood challenged the power of the high warlords. While protecting the helpless and the poor. Willing to face death for what he believed, along with the beautiful, lady warrior, Jaheira, the mighty Minsc, and the wise Keldorn. Robin Hood forged a legend that lives on today in............
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>
PC: "So, what are you going to do now?"
Spectator: "I dunno. Maybe go find a club, check out the ladies... What are you up too?"
PC: "The usual, fighting for my life, figuring what to do.."
</STRONG>
PC: "So, what are you going to do now?"
Spectator: "I dunno. Maybe go to the local hive check out the ladies... What are you up too?"
PC: "The same."

That's classic! :D
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I had a party fighting the improved "imprisoned one". My PC is a fighter dual mage and I had Jan too, and they both had simulacrums going. I used the helm of vailor to give anomen a sim (this is fun), so that I had anomen x2 summoning skeleton warriors, casting greater restores, bolts of glory, and storms of vengeances from both sides of the room...the real jan ran out of spells that would do any good, so I had him cast Maze on a Marilith to help clean up the big mess in the center. Anomen One and Anomen Two both landed Bolts of Glory on the imprisoned one, and finished him off. I cast tensors on my fighter mage and ran in to fight the remaining glabrezus and mariliths, and after a little bit the group finished them all off...

Then suddenly, as everyone was heaving a big sigh of relief, this stupid marilith appears right in the middle of the group, back from its maze. They all strike down on it and kill it in a few seconds...It was just like a movie where you think the villains dead, then they suddenly jump up again, and the heroes knock em off the world trade center...

Well I thought it was funny anyway ;)
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@ JAKER: That WAS fun! I can imagine how it looked!
Centuries ago in England........It was an era of chivalry and magic. The evil Prince John unleashed an iron fist of tyranny upon the people. They called out for a champion.........one man answered that call. His name, was Robin Hood. Fearless in his quest for justice Robin Hood challenged the power of the high warlords. While protecting the helpless and the poor. Willing to face death for what he believed, along with the beautiful, lady warrior, Jaheira, the mighty Minsc, and the wise Keldorn. Robin Hood forged a legend that lives on today in............
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I liked the Gith wildmage whom came after me in the Docks shouting, "I warn you, I am a Wild Mage, so you will be responsible for anything that happens..."
The door magic mouths "Touch me and die"
Mage (int 18): "Yeah, right..."
The door: (Power Word Kill)
Mage (int 18): Dies....
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I'm back in amkerthan (whatever?) after just finishing off Sendai & bluedragon guy.

I go to the bar and these 3 mercenaries attack me straight away. I attack & after 3 seconds what's left of them is a wet spot on the ground while the barmaid goes "No more for you"

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As we were pulled down to hell by JonI, Keldorn says: "I approve heartily of the path taken so far..." :D
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Classic, Kameleon.
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