I want an avatar too...
Aegis you been praying to thorin again?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Commendable!
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Throwing caution to the wind..
And in the distance you can hear the town folks scream.."Why Weasel Why did you unlease this evil?"
I can only answer...to allow the evil to gather more strenght in rest...would have caused more suffering in the long run.
In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)Originally posted by fable
And it can't be: for Gates long ago sold his heart to the dread Cthlwyyntljwwpkkmnyhth, the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced, of Welsh origins, and it has long since been used as a cactus planter.
And in the distance you can hear the town folks scream.."Why Weasel Why did you unlease this evil?"
I can only answer...to allow the evil to gather more strenght in rest...would have caused more suffering in the long run.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?Originally posted by Weasel
In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)
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Well, no, but we need to have it on the record if we're going to bring in the Secret Order of Scowling Wizards, the legal descendants of the Cowled Wizards, against him.Originally posted by Aegis
Has that ever stopped him before?![]()
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Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.
It always is, you know. "Get this permit, or we can't let you incinerate that human," they say. "Buy this license, or you can't throw those dwarves," they tell me. "Sign here, or you won't be able to visit the Sensory Emporium with that fine, red-headed elf who has that truly excellent...Originally posted by Aegis
I see... It's one of those legal things, isn't it?![]()
Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.
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That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary...Originally posted by fable
Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.[/color]
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First, you're forgetting Orientals. Second, Elvi aren't human. They're constructs made of plastic and hairspray.Originally posted by Aegis
That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary...![]()
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Throwing caution to the wind..

@Fable LMAO I knew I was forgetting something.Originally posted by fable
I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.