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Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:02 pm

Help what? Remain a virgin?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:30 pm

Aegis you been praying to thorin again?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:34 pm

Only until I'm ready...

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:18 pm

Commendable!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:53 pm

Don't pray to a false god!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:48 pm

Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by fable
And it can't be: for Gates long ago sold his heart to the dread Cthlwyyntljwwpkkmnyhth, the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced, of Welsh origins, and it has long since been used as a cactus planter.

In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)

And in the distance you can hear the town folks scream.."Why Weasel Why did you unlease this evil?"

I can only answer...to allow the evil to gather more strenght in rest...would have caused more suffering in the long run.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:14 pm

Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by Weasel

In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!!

It's good to know the filter is still working...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:02 pm

Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by Weasel

In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)

I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:15 pm

Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by fable

I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?

Has that ever stopped him before?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:53 pm

Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by Aegis
Has that ever stopped him before?

Well, no, but we need to have it on the record if we're going to bring in the Secret Order of Scowling Wizards, the legal descendants of the Cowled Wizards, against him.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:24 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by fable

Well, no, but we need to have it on the record if we're going to bring in the Secret Order of Scowling Wizards, the legal descendants of the Cowled Wizards, against him.

I see... It's one of those legal things, isn't it?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:56 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by Aegis
I see... It's one of those legal things, isn't it?

It always is, you know. "Get this permit, or we can't let you incinerate that human," they say. "Buy this license, or you can't throw those dwarves," they tell me. "Sign here, or you won't be able to visit the Sensory Emporium with that fine, red-headed elf who has that truly excellent...

Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:58 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by fable
Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.[/color]

That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 12:34 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by Aegis
That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary...

First, you're forgetting Orientals. Second, Elvi aren't human. They're constructs made of plastic and hairspray.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 1:15 am

Throwing caution to the wind..

Originally posted by fable

I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?

@Fable LMAO I knew I was forgetting something.