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Help what? Remain a virgin? :D
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Aegis you been praying to thorin again? :p
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Only until I'm ready... :D
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Commendable! :)
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Throwing caution to the wind..
Originally posted by fable
And it can't be: for Gates long ago sold his heart to the dread Cthlwyyntljwwpkkmnyhth, the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced, of Welsh origins, and it has long since been used as a cactus planter.
In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)


And in the distance you can hear the town folks scream.."Why Weasel Why did you unlease this evil?"

I can only answer...to allow the evil to gather more strenght in rest...would have caused more suffering in the long run.
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Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
Originally posted by Weasel


In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!!
It's good to know the filter is still working... :D
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Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
Originally posted by Weasel


In the dark I step forth and call the Demon Whose Name Cannot be Pronounced...Waverly Waverly Waverly!! (The ground trembles...trees take up their roots and run...sheep start jumping off cliffs...the sky turns black!!) (The moans of the dead send chills up the spines of the brave...the chicken hearted run for new underwear!!)
I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?
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Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?
Has that ever stopped him before? :D
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Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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Has that ever stopped him before? :D
Well, no, but we need to have it on the record if we're going to bring in the Secret Order of Scowling Wizards, the legal descendants of the Cowled Wizards, against him. :)
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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Well, no, but we need to have it on the record if we're going to bring in the Secret Order of Scowling Wizards, the legal descendants of the Cowled Wizards, against him. :)
I see... It's one of those legal things, isn't it? :D
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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I see... It's one of those legal things, isn't it? :D
It always is, you know. "Get this permit, or we can't let you incinerate that human," they say. "Buy this license, or you can't throw those dwarves," they tell me. "Sign here, or you won't be able to visit the Sensory Emporium with that fine, red-headed elf who has that truly excellent...

Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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Well, in any case, I'm sure you condine with me. Once we get this bit of paperwork out of the way, we can do whatever we need to with @Weasel, short of turning him into an Elvis impersonator. Some tortures are too villainous even for the extremely evil, you know.[/color]
That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary... :D
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Throwing caution to the wind..
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That reminds me... I have discovered a three type of human on this planet. We have the general two, Caucassion, and Black people. Well, I have discovered a new type! The Elvi! thougsands of people who look and act just like Elvis! Kind've scary... :D
First, you're forgetting Orientals. Second, Elvi aren't human. They're constructs made of plastic and hairspray.
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Throwing caution to the wind..
Originally posted by fable


I trust you have a permit for invoking a greater demon, and another for casting flatulence throughout a larger residential district, hmmmm?
@Fable LMAO I knew I was forgetting something. :D :D
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