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Perks up at the smell of alcohol.

Pokes his head out the window. Come on up Ned, I am about out off beer.

keeps one eye on that sneaky Ysh.......not that he doesn't enjoy keeping his eye on her

Gwally bleeds all over BS's porch.

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Gwally bleeds all over BS's porch.

*walks up and taps Gwally on the shoulder* <french accent>Monsieur, you are making a mess on Monsieur BS's porch. </french accent>

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Remember me as I was....not as the screaming raving lunatic I am destined to become.

<french accent>Je ne comprends pas. What is the difference?</french accent>

AbysmalNature makes his way down the digestive tract of BS's several mean dogs, but he has his revenge against the weird old hermit, the dogs all choke on AN's bony carcass.

Decides to leave Gwally's blood on the porch. maybe some fool kid will slip on it.

<french accent>Je ne comprends pas. What is the difference?</french accent>

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, your french accent has saved you from my cane, for the time being that is. I have a weakness for french girls

takes a deep draw from his jug and belches loudly, peeking from behind the curtains and mumbleing in a paranoid way.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
BTW, your french accent has saved you from my cane, for the time being that is. I have a weakness for french girls

<french accent>Merci, Monsieur, for your show of mercy.</french accent>

@Absymal...lol

Smiles fondly at SS, then proceeds to steal her mini skirt and fashion a second slingshot.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Absymal...lol

Smiles fondly at SS, then proceeds to steal her mini skirt and fashion a second slingshot.

<french accent>That was unexpected.</french accent>

It shouldn't have been, you know how I am

The old man makes a final inspection of his traps and snares, takes the needle from out of his beard and injects himself, since he can't seem to find his nurse anywhere

laying down, he goes to sleep, mumbleing and drooling, dreaming of days gone by when it was actually cool to be a metalhead, and all the girls dressed like Madanna in his school.

Gwally's blood, complete with strange acidic properties, seeps down to the foundations of BS's cabin, weakening them considerably. Sometime during the night, the cabin sinks on one side, tilting the entire structure some 30°. BS has strange dreams wherein he is some sort of villain in the old Batman television show. He can't figure out which villain he is.... Cesar Romero as The Joker? Frank Gorshin as The Riddler? Then he looks in the mirror and knows. His heart sinks. He is Burgess Meridith as The Penguin.

Then he looks in the mirror and knows. His heart sinks. He is Burgess Meridith as The Penguin.

Yet another reason to lock myself away from society.

However, the old man considers the fact that this crazy fantasy is being dreamed up by a man with a rock embedded firmly in his forehead

BS then spends a week pondering the Greatest Paradox Of All Time:
Who should be Maryann's boyfriend and Ginger's boyfriend on Gilligan's Island?
The Howells have each other.
Ginger is the prettiest and should probably be with the smartest guy, The Professor.
Who does Maryann get?
The Skipper? He's old and seems to fiddle about with his pudgy fingers a bit too much.
Gilligan? He seems like a boy. Maryann wants a man.
Maybe The Skipper and his *little buddy*--Gilligan-- pair off.
Perhaps Maryann should be in a menage a trois with Ginger and the Professor?
Or--a scarier thought--maybe Maryann should be in a menage a trois with the Howells!

The Paradox is just too much for BS. He screams out in frustration and lobs another rock at Gwally.

**pulls up on his motorcycle (with sidecar), picks up his briefcase and approaches the porch, absentmindedly avoiding the trip wire. Upon arrival at the door, bangs loudly**

"Wake your old *ss up, I know Ned is in there with you, I can smell the booze. I'm thirsty!"

Offers SS a cute little french maid outfit

McBane, you make so much noise your gonna wake the dead. And as I seem to have kiiled most of them, that could prove ill for me. Last thing I need is to be fixing a broken door while some damn ghost is trying to perster me into developing a conscience.

Come in and have a beer. An old geezer like me always has need for a lawyer.

@Voodoo, I always saw Maryanne and ginger together myself. and maryanne is hotter than Ginger in my opinion.

YOU FORGOT YOUR APPOINTMENT SENSEI!!!

Originally posted by Bloodstalker


Yet another reason to lock myself away from society.

However, the old man considers the fact that this crazy fantasy is being dreamed up by a man with a rock embedded firmly in his forehead

*Maharlika steps into the shack but gestures his followers to wait outside* Sensei, you forgot your annual speech at The Mound *sigh! he did it again* and the Temple Knights of Be had to improvise considering the dire situation. You'll never believe who we came up as speaker.

Gwally, you were supposed to Be at The Mound!

*sees Gwally and his crimson "make-up"* Hey, Gwally, THAT was fast! How did the sermon in The Mound go?

ushers all the screaming bunnies inside

throws some carrots next to Gwally

runs out, shutting the bunnies inside with BS and Gwally

Whew!

Pulls the lever activating the trap door on the porch.....plunging Voodoo down into the bunny pit.

The old man cackles insanley, the bunnies in the pit are much worse than the ones she left in the cabin.

Begins launching bunnies out the window via a giant slingshot.