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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:47 am
by Bloodstalker
Well, Fonzie eventually got tired of keeping Sleep company
So he is sleeping in the back at the moment. I just about have him fully trained.
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:54 am
by Ned Flanders
It's cool the name Fonzie stuck. **begins to pour fruit punch for all**. And the tavern isn't really dead. It's just been moved and reopened. Things got a little jostled.
Oh btw, BS, here's the original BToN sign, still intact.
Anyone seen McBane, he must be meeting with the top dogs.
Gotta run. I just got a new Cisco router here at the workplace. I've been waiting a while for this. Much fun to be had.
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:59 am
by Eerhardt
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**begins to pour fruit punch for all**. And the tavern isn't really dead. It's just been moved and reopened. Things got a little jostled.
I'll drink to that! Cheers, all!
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 8:35 pm
by Curdis
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
The only problem with running the BBA on shine will be the bunny syndrome. Are these babies insured. Even still, we can't be letting the bunnies jepoardize the cargo.
Leased AND insured
. I thought that if business was getting bad the fleet could have a tragic gardening accident and we'd still turn a profit. Not sure of the legal details but that's why the lease is in BS's name. -
Curdis !
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 3:56 pm
by Morlock
The last Simpsons I've seen is the one where Krusty finds out he has a daughter.
Best parts:
Homer:"Thank you lord for this food we are about to recieve. and did you hear about Krusty? I mean I knew he was out there, but a kid?..."
Marge:" Homer, thats not a prayer, thats gossip."
Homer:"How's Maude Flanders doing up there, is she playing the fields? Yeah! wow, realy?"
You have to understand Homer's mentality for this one:
Krusty: "How do you handle parenting?"
Homer:"Well the key is, don't over-think, because over thinking leads to... um, where were we? Hey look a clown!"
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 7:47 pm
by Georgi
Hmmm... is this a pub?
Cos I could use a drink
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:27 pm
by Bloodstalker
Offers Georgi a glass of Shine
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:33 pm
by Georgi
Thanks BS
So, this is a pub then?
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:36 pm
by Bloodstalker
Well, I have decided that any thread I happen to be in at the moment will serve as a pub. BTW, Ned want's me to refer to his shine as "friut punch" ......gonna take some getting used to
So what's up?
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:51 pm
by Georgi
Well ummm, the fruit punch is very nice
Not much, debating whether to stay up for the Aussie Grand Prix or not (starting in a minute)...
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:55 pm
by Bloodstalker
Better make up your mind quick then
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:05 pm
by Georgi
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:11 pm
by Bloodstalker
carnage? I like the sound of that. Sounds like what happened to me last night, I think anyway......I would know if I could remember.
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:21 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
carnage? I like the sound of that. Sounds like what happened to me last night, I think anyway......I would know if I could remember.
Sounds like a normal night out for you...
Yeah, they've had the safety car out twice now, loads of cars went out...
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:11 am
by Eerhardt
** re-enters the Tavern, orders a fruit punch and sits at a table **
Hey, everybody, how's life treating ya? So, BS, business back up and running?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 10:30 am
by Bloodstalker
It would appear that it is business as usual again, although calling this stuff fruit punch is messing with my mind.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:14 am
by VoodooDali
Thank God the BToN is alive and well and in another locale. (Is that supposed to be a secret?)
Pour me a "Fruit Punch". Hold the umbrellas.
I'd like to apply for the job of Palm Greaser. I think I am well qualified with my special +15 Charisma Wonder Bra.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:18 am
by Nippy
Originally posted by VoodooDali
Thank God the BToN is alive and well and in another locale. (Is that supposed to be a secret?)
Pour me a "Fruit Punch". Hold the umbrellas.
I'd like to apply for the job of Palm Greaser. I think I am well qualified with my special +15 Charisma Wonder Bra.
Or you could just wear no bra, that would be just as effective...
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:27 am
by Ned Flanders
we need patrons
voodoodali,
glad to see you've found the good ole tavern of neutrality. Due to some of those in power with "lawful evil" tendancies, they boarded up the tavern. However, it has been moved and reopened for business.
The 'fruit punch' goes down the same as always. As soon as business is secure, we may be able to lift the fruit punch lingo.
With you as Palm Greaser, my thoughts divert to nothing short of naughty. Perhpas it is the +15 Charisma wonder bra. In fact, I think they should be manufactured for all female SYM'ers. Yours, VoodooDali, would of course still be the first and thus boost your charisma up another +3. Is there any chance you could post a photo of yourself wearing the product. It would help for marketing if all the ladies could see the results before spending their cash.
Btw, as Palm Greaser, I must ask if you have any experience dealing with politicians. They are such shiesters, I fear for your safety and mine. If you're not on top of your game, they could have their paws under your wonder bra and the DEA at our front door in minutes. That would be bad.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:31 am
by VoodooDali
Ah, but I also have the +5 Groin Grabber (tm), which was given to me by Maharlika in the Men's Room to fend off unwanted paws.