A Challenge

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:20 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
btw, I'm very interested in flirting with any female on the boards and if it is a study I would be very happy to accept cash for my services.

Nice work, you have connected flirting and financial gain, i am in awe

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:22 pm

@SS,

Apparently so.

@T,

Predicting my reactions??? It seems I'm caught in a catch-22. I hate being predictable so I should still refuse to shower despite pulling out of the 4000 spam post club, however, in so doing, my flirtations would not be very well received. Ah, you win, I'm off to get Zestfully clean.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:26 pm

@ Ned, on behalf of all the SYM residents..Thank you, thank you thank you

BTW check the cunning plan thread

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:26 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Nice work, you have connected flirting and financial gain, i am in awe

It was cool wasn't it?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 5:16 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
What til you see my meat by product in tights.

Very, very scary.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:19 pm

Hey Georgi,

I'm being misquoted. I didn't write that. You're cheating, but it sure is a sexy play on words. I actually had to go back and check my original post to make sure I didn't write that.

btw, after two minutes, I'm still laughing hard.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:24 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Very, very scary.

ROTCLMAO!!!!!!!!

Yes, that is very scary indeed.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:17 am

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

Fear not, not-so-innocent-bystander, I shall endeaver to keep the quality of my spam within tolerable limits.

But what about your regular habit of double posting SS?

If this is to be half way fair - we would need a judge...someone who is around as often as you are to watch you!

As if people need any inspiration for spamming, however, you've inspired me. Effective immediately, I am taking the next week off work and come next monday I will be at 4000 posts. I will shrug off fatigue, skip showers and meals, and attack the boards with ferocity. I will pounce upon the great debates, drink heavily in the virtual taverns spraying everyone with my jibberish, and provide astute wisdom and nifty little trix in the gaming forums. I will beat you both to 4000, for I am SPAM-MAN. What til you see me in my meat by product tights. Mmm-Mmm, good enough to eat.

You are funny!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:20 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

At the time of typing this up, Ysh has 3679 posts. This will be post # 3521 for me. I want to challenge Ysh to reach 4000 before me.

you are really serious!!

this is my second post since you posted this one - you are now on 3582 *eek*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:34 am

Okay. Here are the rules:

No hitting below the belt
Mud Wrestling is a must!
Counting With Aegis is a Copyrighted tactic for spamming
I must be apraised off any support needs.

Now you may commence the race!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:24 am

This is funny stuff

Sleep and Nippy *big hugs*

Ned: Hmm...I'd rather spend my money on getting a new pet, so no money for you.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:29 am

Ouch Viv, that really stings. I wasn't aware it was legal to purchase vipers or asps. I'm always happy to flirt for free; it just seems your approach was so academic, I guessed particpants would be paid as in other institutional research studies.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:36 am

The only way to make this contest fair is to have Buck delete the accounts of the contestants so they can start on an even post count with a new account.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:41 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
spraying everyone with my jibberish

This is what scares me.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:44 am

Wow! I scared the Grunt.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:45 am

It was the spraying that did it. Like hoses are to dogs.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:50 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

The only way to make this contest fair is to have Buck delete the accounts of the contestants so they can start on an even post count with a new account.

You trying to get me banned?

Considering our respective SPD ratings, if I did not have a cushion of 100 posts I would lose miserably

Instead, I will lose happily and keep my Ysh ID

besides - I have seen SS up for way too long during the day - I am sure that girl doesn't sleep!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:54 am

Originally posted by Vivien

This is funny stuff

Sleep and Nippy *big hugs*

Ned: Hmm...I'd rather spend my money on getting a new pet, so no money for you.

Viv - you are starting to scare me now!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:00 am

Originally posted by Yshania

Viv - you are starting to scare me now!

That's okay

Then I have the upper hand

Ned: *hugs* No, no insult, I'm just poor

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:23 am

Originally posted by Yshania

You trying to get me banned? Considering our respective SPD ratings, if I did not have a cushion of 100 posts I would lose miserably Instead, I will lose happily and keep my Ysh ID besides - I have seen SS up for way too long during the day - I am sure that girl doesn't sleep!

Do any of us really sleep?