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Ah! This is more like it

Thanks to you, Master Nippy! In deference to the bar theme, I'll even eschew my traditional German beer (just this once!) in favor of a Guinness.

Cheers!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**emerges from the private room, a pillow of smoke follows in his wake**

Hey Nip, nice place. Sure is cool to see the rest of it. I like a pint of New Castle every five minutes. When the shine kicks in, cut it down to three minutes.

I look forward to participating in competitions of drinking yards of brew.

Where are the dartboards? Where are the women? Send them to the still.

Erm, private room, smoke.....I do not recall the invitation..**cough cough**

I forgot all about the yards of brew. **smacks forehead** Shall we begin??

Hey there all you POHM's!

I'd like a glass of Scrumpy, please.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Since CM still does not get the point...........

Pulls slingshot out of back pocket and lets loose a rock that hits CM squarley between the eyes.

If that doesn't work, I can use this bottle of Dark Flame Attractant *





*Product is strictly for entertainment only. Any injuries one might incur from trying this on a DF for other means cannot be attributed to the distributor of said product. No money back guarrantee either.

What was that?
Oh nothing but a pea!

No now that is dangerous.
I will back off, no need to spray me with that.
I want to live damn it!!

Originally posted by CM
no i am a chauvinist plain and simple.

*takes out his uzi*
Do you really want to start this??

*Nippy pushes a button below the bar, a trapdoor opens below CM/Fas and the sound of gnashing jaws, screams and water splashes are heard.*

I knew I brought the crocs back for some reason!

*Fas gets lifted back out of the hole on an elevator, he has torn clothing, cuts and other injuries*

Now how about we stop this nonsense, you drink your tea and stop throwing things!

Hey nippy that was fun.
Can i do that again????
But atleast this time give me some time to beat that damn croc up!

Hey welcome guys!

@ Voodoo, I'm only serving halfs of that stuff... *Memories... *

@ McB, how quick can you do it without sloshing?

@ DM, Nice to see you mate! How goes things? The Guiness is on the bar.

Restarins Fonzie.....no, I am sure that CM meant some OTHER croc, not your mom.

Fonzie seems doubtfull.....eyeing CM in a suspicious manner.

Impressive, only open for 25 minutes and already a ruckus!

I am a little rusty with the yards, but here goes...

*tilts head back, and starts pouring beer down his throat. It appears as if he is about to post a clean time, when the last few swallows runs down his chin, spilling on the floor.** Rats! It looks as if that one doesn't count. I'd better keep doing this til I get it right!

What the mutt survived as well???
If it is mother well tough.

Hey barkeep! what are the guest ales tonight?

See's Ysh enter, and imediatly turns his attention to her. can I buy you a drink?

Originally posted by McBane
Impressive, only open for 25 minutes and already a ruckus!

I am a little rusty with the yards, but here goes...

*tilts head back, and starts pouring beer down his throat. It appears as if he is about to post a clean time, when the last few swallows runs down his chin, spilling on the floor.** Rats! It looks as if that one doesn't count. I'd better keep doing this til I get it right!

Damn! What a shame! Ah well, I have another 4 or so lined up, I'll keep 'em coming though...

Originally posted by Yshania
Hey barkeep! what are the guest ales tonight?

Hey Ysh! Anything that I can pipe from nextdoors kegs!

What can I do you for?

Well since BS is buying ( ) I will have a keg of Dartmoor Beast please! one of the more potent country porters

Well everyone, I must run.

have a lovely evening.

Oh, BTW, the drinks tonight are on me. (except when BS needs to hit on people, then its on him....)

A very small price to pay for the pleasure of your company Ysh.
So how are you doing today?

I'll have

A glass of water

Another tea bar boy!

See ya around McBane, I will keep the beer flowing.