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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 9:44 am
by Beldin
OMG - ROTFLMAO.
...and I really DON'T want to know about the "Xylophone of Gondor " .....
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 8:43 am
by Curdis
Go me!
Curdis !
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 10:04 am
by T'lainya
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 11:42 am
by Rob-hin
Yeah, just the other day in the disco when I was talking to a nice girl. "Sam would kill me if I try anything."
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:25 am
by Beldin
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:33 am
by Kameleon
Where's the requisite "nobody tosses a dwarf" joke? An immense oversight, unless I missed it
EDIT: Ooh look, my 100th post. Yay me!
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:20 am
by Kameleon
Lurker? Me?
I am insulted by your insinuation(well more like a straight-out declaration) and challenge you...
...to a thumb war duel
Well to tell the truth I registered this name in December 2000, posted a bit between March and April last year, and then promptly forgot(so sue me) about the varied pleasures of SYM. But I'm back. No really I am. Honest.
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:32 am
by Maharlika
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:35 am
by Kameleon
Re: Sam...
Originally posted by Maharlika
Since BS is the Lord of Lurkers, I just assumed he showed you what these varied pleasures are?
WHAT are you insinuating? I challenge you to a thumb war duel etc etc...
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:56 am
by Kameleon
MAKE YOUR OWN THIMBLE! in 5 easy steps
Now here we go children...
1) Take A 5-headed Flail Of Ages.
2) Choose one head in preparation for a long, drawn-out, strategic and hard-fought thummby war.
3) Draw around your thumb on a piece of corrugated cardboard so that you know what shape your thumb is. You can colour the thumb in if you want.
4) Take a pair of industrial strength scissors and cut a hole in head. If you cut a hole in your head, just leave now, please, and do the world a favour. Ask an adult's help with the cutting, as playing with sharp instruments is dangerous, kids.
5) When you have finished, you should have something that looks like...(here's one I made earlier)...this! Now I chose the poison head, but you could pick any of them, depending on how much you like to make your opponent scream.
I made the rest as well, and I am going to wear all 5 on my hands, such is the importance I ascribe to this fight for honour.
Game on!
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:05 am
by Maharlika
Let the THUMB-thumping begin!
...BTW for thimbles...*dons them* 
...I'm using Edward-Scissorhand thimbles... 
*Sam dons his thimble, The Horn of Gonad (TM by Saruman)*
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:09 am
by Kameleon
Oh dear Edward Scissorhands - I seem to have forgotten all about him. This could get very messy...
*takes deep breath*
"1...2...3...4...I declare thumb war!"
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:15 am
by Morlock
I love Gandalf's:
Day Twenty-Five :
Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age.
Day Twenty-Six:
In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:26 am
by Maharlika
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:33 am
by Nippy
Hmmm, you guys suck at thumb war.
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:42 am
by Tamerlane
Bumping up old threads now
