Hey there!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:52 am

Re: the Wrigley Field:
Money, money, money.

Before the mods get on me for spamming off-topic, I'll officially hijack this thread as the "Welcome to SYM, Tanis" thread.

Some more advice for our new friend Tanis:

Vivien is one of the most popular members of SYM because she's so empathic; she really feels your pain when you're having a bad day.

(Is your day completely shot now, McBane?)

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:57 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

(Is your day completely shot now, McBane?)

If she were only here now, to see how much her absence pains me...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:13 am

Oh, but I am

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:16 am

Oh, I guess you are...Hello Viv! How are you doing? **looks around nervously** Erm, we were just welcoming Tanis to SYM. When did you get here?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:23 am

Busted!

::Looks for Beldin (who's not here right now) ::

Beldin started it.

Quick, McBane!!! Distract her!

Nice day to welcome a new SYMmer, eh?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:26 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

Except Vivien. She's very hugable. But get whatever action you can out of her before she gets married.

As for this, it's not for a year and a half at the earliest. I'm working on it. My '15 year plan' was shot down in flames (that way we're truly sure and committed, and yet he doesn't see it that way). So, I'm working on a '2 year plan' now.

Plus we don't really view the wedding in the same way. He wants the big traditional wedding with tons of family spilling cake on each other and a keg of beer. Don't get me wrong, I like the beer part

But, I think a nice wedding would be the two of us at sunset (or under the full moon) on a beach just stating our love. Plus, as a bonus, we could wear our swimsuits underneath and go swimming right afterwards!

(or better yet, no swimsuits and skinny dipping)

So, yes, we're trying to compromise.

*hugs Bedlin, HLD and McBane*

Tanis: Welcome

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:29 am

Originally posted by Vivien

(or better yet, no swimsuits and skinny dipping)

See Tanis, this is why we all love Viv!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:32 am

Originally posted by McBane
Oh, I guess you are...Hello Viv! How are you doing? **looks around nervously** Erm, we were just welcoming Tanis to SYM. When did you get here?

Rofl

I've been here for just a few minutes, unfortunately the evidence is right out in the open. tsk. I had thought lawyers were more careful? Weren't you afraid of what I might do to you?

HLD:
Hmm...and yet YOU started it in your kind post about me being huggable.

I bet Tanis feels extremely welcome now, though I feel a bit bad for spamming his thread

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:38 am

Hey, Vivien, keep that up and McBane won't be able to function for a week!

So have a big, traditional wedding. At the beach. Then get hammered at the reception and throw the groom in the ocean/pool (just make sure that you have lots of lifeguards around).

My wedding advice:

1) Don't do anything because someone else says "you have to." It's your big day, not your mother's.

2) Pay for everything yourself. That way your mother (or his!) can't co-opt your wedding to fulfill all of her wishes.

3) Unless it's poisonous or completely unpalatable, no will will ever complain about the food, because it's free.

4) Make sure that your cake is edible. There's nothing worse than wedding cake that has the taste and texture of corrugated cardboard.

5) You shouldn't be cheap, but don't get caught up in spending gobs of money of stuff you don't need or want just because it's in the catalog (like matchbooks and napkins with your names on them). People don't care that your table linens and curtains match or that your topiaries are only 18" high.

6) Have lots of showers. The free stuff is half the reason for getting hitched, anyway.

7) The groom doesn't need anthing more than a basic black tuxedo. No one cares what he's wearing anyway (it's only marginally important that he's even there).

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:38 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Rofl I've been here for just a few minutes, unfortunately the evidence is right out in the open. tsk. I had thought lawyers were more careful? Weren't you afraid of what I might do to you?

I bet Tanis feels extremely welcome now, though I feel a bit bad for spamming his thread

I could not possibly be afraid of what you would do....more like anticipating...

@ Tanis, sorry for spamming up your thread, but that is what most of us are here for.....

, besides, its your first topic and its already on page 2.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:40 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Hmm...and yet YOU started it in your kind post about me being huggable.

I categorically deny everything. Beldin started it; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I bet Tanis feels extremely welcome now, though I feel a bit bad for spamming his thread

He didn't have a "no spam" disclaimer in the thread title, so don't feel bad.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:44 am

I got your back buddy!

posted by HLD:

I categorically deny everything. Beldin started it; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I am a witness!! It was all Beldin

**looks around, doesn't see Beldin** Yeah! HLD had nothing to do with it.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:49 am

Originally posted by McBane

I could not possibly be afraid of what you would do....more like anticipating...

@ Tanis, sorry for spamming up your thread, but that is what most of us are here for..... , besides, its your first topic and its already on page 2.

Hmmm...that means I can practice dominatrix moves on you?

Are you sure? We both know I kicked Foul around like a little rag doll during our jello wrestling days.

*hugs Foul*

HLD: True, but perhaps he is too new to know that?

I always feel nervous about posting in the 'no spam' threads and in fact tend not to. It's nice to be able to meandor over the entire communication spectrum at will.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:57 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Hmmm...that means I can practice dominatrix moves on you?

Are you sure? We both know I kicked Foul around like a little rag doll during our jello wrestling days.

*hugs Foul*

HLD: True, but perhaps he is too new to know that? I always feel nervous about posting in the 'no spam' threads and in fact tend not to. It's nice to be able to meandor over the entire communication spectrum at will.

**thinks it over** OK!

Although I am a little hurt to see you hug Foul in the same post as propositioning me with dominatrix moves...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:00 pm

Re: I got your back buddy!

Originally posted by McBane
I am a witness!! It was all Beldin **looks around, doesn't see Beldin** Yeah! HLD had nothing to do with it.

Thanks, McBane, I'll dance at your wedding. See, Vivien, both McBane and I are totally innocent of any wrongdoing and/or innuendo. It was all Beldin, who is solely culpable for the spam appearing in Tanis's thread. I would also like to state for the record that Beldin is also to blame for global warming, Michael Jordan's knee problems, Britney's varying cup size, the Spice Girls and the demise of Atari.

Originally posted by Vivien
Hmmm...that means I can practice dominatrix moves on you?

I'd pay real money to see that. I'd pay even more to video tape it, too.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:03 pm

Re: Re: I got your back buddy!

Originally posted by HighLordDave

I'd pay real money to see that. I'd pay even more to video tape it, too.

Video tape? That's going a little too far...

Fear not, as I shall have a camera rolling

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:20 pm

Spammers

Welcome Tanis, just look around and see what you have gotten yourself into.

@McBane....I am disgusted....hitting on these ladies of SYM, have you no shame?......

looks over shoulder, yes, my boss has left....

As I was saying McBane....good work, keep it up man.

HLD, it is good to see the blame being put where it belongs, square on the shoulders of those not present to defend themselves..

@Viv....

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:23 pm

If we tape it, does Viv get a cut of the profits

Originally posted by McBane

**thinks it over** OK! Although I am a little hurt to see you hug Foul in the same post as propositioning me with dominatrix moves...

Hmm...but who should be more hurt? Foul, who probably won't stop by this thread and therefore won't know and therefore will think I'm ignoring him, or you who've I've already hugged today?

Hmm...I wonder if one needs to lift weights to be a dominatrix, or does one just need spikey heals and a whip?

CM · Post by CM » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:25 pm

Welcome Tanis, and stay away from viv, she is a mean person!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:26 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Spammers

@Viv....

We're just playing