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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 12:21 pm
by Raistlin
Let's not limit this by only last words but let's include funny incidents .
Keep them coming ..
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 2:54 pm
by /-\lastor
For the funny moment here as 2 links:
http://www.dicetales.com
http://boards.wizards.com/rpg/ultimateb ... =000261;p=
Just completed reading both databases, took me a coupla weeks
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 8:21 pm
by Raistlin
Great links there -/ lastor ..
Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 12:34 pm
by Bad Karma
Last words of a dumb mercenary: my sig
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:01 am
by Trefor
The scene:
A major combat with the party being overwhelmed by hordes of monsters.
Mega Damage fighter (the only remaining hope of the party) to wizard running out of spells):
"Haste me, Haste me"
Wizard casts spell, fighter fails system shock and drops dead of a heart attack.
Same player (in first AD&D several years earlier) to DM, "I'll lie on the altar."
All other players to DM "our characters back away"
DM to other players:"A black cloud covers the altar, you hear lots of wet ripping noises."
My paladin to Red Dragon (after having been abandoned by the rest of the party): "I challenge you to single combat"
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:38 pm
by Maharlika
Bard to a floating white-dressed female...
...at a cemetery...
..."so, what's a cutie like you doing in a place like this?"
here's another:
"BAH! They all need a natural 20 to hit me..."
*Murphy's Law takes place...*
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2002 11:30 am
by hiya
Here are some of the last words that i frequintly hear:
1. He doesnt look so tuff
2. Can i kick him in the junk?
3. CHARGE!!!!
thats all i can think of for now
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2002 12:58 pm
by Hesperus
Playing ravenloft:
PC (red in the face), in a party with no clerics far from civilization: What do you mean I can't be raised after dying from the greater mummy's mummy rot??!! That's MY dust!
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:31 am
by Craig
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:05 am
by Maharlika
In a swamp ready to set up camp...
...Archer: Look, a lump of rock in the water! I'll sit there to take up my post...
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:27 pm
by Galuf the Dwarf
Here's one of my own, inspired by a D&D/Forgotten Realms personality test that someone found. Anyways...
After a low-level party enters the lair of a great red dragon...
Wizard: *shuffling through his scroll container* Hey, where's my scroll of Slay Dragon?
*the dragon descends upon them like the gale from a full-force hurricane*
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:56 pm
by Rob-hin
Good one.
I've got one too, the character lived to fight another day though.
A gang of adventurers find a wall which summons some kind of uber-evil aberation when someone touches the wall one way or another.
Ranger: I feel the suface
DM: As you touch the wall, you feel a strange vibe.
*Aberation appears through the wall*
The players kill it in a fight, but the ranger is really pissed of.
Ranger: I am angry, so I take a leak against the wall.
*Aberation appears through the wall*
Another fight, character manage to kill this one too, but are heavily wounded.
Ranger: I am even more angry now. *fires an arrow against the wall*
*Aberation appears through the wall swoops down to the ranger and flies off to eat him*
Luckely for the ranger, the rest managed to save him.
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:26 pm
by Rudar Dimble
hmm....sounds familiar
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:39 am
by boo's daddy
Said by Druid character as he sets about torching a forest or wantonly slaughtering animals or something:
"but I do it extremely Druidically"
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:07 am
by Rob-hin
Is that even a word?
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:21 am
by boo's daddy
heh, it's a living language
That DM was a stickler for alignment (quite rightly, of course) and once dumped a cleric down a level and made him do penance for pulling the legs off a daddy long-legs (mayfly).
Other famous last words:
"Where's that dwarven assassin got to?"
* RIP SLICE BURST *
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:59 am
by Mr-Lucian
Here are some great quotes:
DM (to Monk who is very close to neutral): Your alignment changes to neutral
Monk: F***, I find a Monk and I punch him.
Famous last words
Grunge(a high level thief): Wow…a whole wall of golden scales…I take one.
DM: No you don't
Wizard to thief: Don't worry, I'm sure I can True Resurrect you.
Thief: I take the crown.
Kender (in Asia): You have dishonored me. (commits ritual suicide)
DM: the kenders have it kinda backwards
Grunge: I'm not supposed to bend that way.
Drow Woman: I know…
Grunge:…Oh….
DM: Arrows fly at you from some where in the forrest
Theif: Ok, I run towards the Forbidden City.
Grunge: What's that the kender has…
Lv1 Wizard to Half-Orc Barb.: Hurry! Get on my floating disk and I'll push you acrossed the gorge!
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:09 am
by Rudar Dimble
"Well, that's a pretty large red bird"
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:49 am
by Galuf the Dwarf
*a fighter faces a great red wyrm* This Ring of Minor Fire Resistance should keep me alive!
*his sword melts upon just being clipped by the dragon's flame* Uhhh...
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:55 am
by Moonbiter
There's been a "1001 Famous Last RPG Words" flying around the web for ages. I think I have a print of it somewhere. My fave is:
"Yes, it's true I humiliated the DM in front of the debating team
Wednesday, but he's much too broad-minded to take it out on my character."