BS's jouney thru SYM's tunnels ISO love

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:43 pm

At least he didn’t see my Vivien the Little Mermaid bath toy. That could have been embarrassing.

You can tell that this is a work of fiction and not a true travelogue by the fact that BS did not pop out of his hole and attempt to relieve me of my towel.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 1:58 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
At least he didn’t see my Vivien the Little Mermaid bath toy. That could have been embarrassing.

You can tell that this is a work of fiction and not a true travelogue by the fact that BS did not pop out of his hole and attempt to relieve me of my towel.

and to our great relief, I might add...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:04 pm

This is so funny!!

BS - you have the element of genius warming again!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:40 pm

LMAO!

@BS - this is much better than your Hermit thread

*wonders how much it would cost to get the cellar steel-reinforced*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:43 am

BS, I must congratulate you on this excellent story as well ** hands BS a congratulatory Electric Shine Stinger and then makes his way back to the surface, lighting his path with an old light powered by E.S.S. **

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:35 am

BS was tired, dissapointed, and rather disturbed by the images he had seen so far. His hope had not diminished, yet, he now felt a strange uneasiness as he looked at the current tunnel. Still, he had weeded out three mistakes, so he climbed up the tunnel and peeke over the edge of the floor.

This room carried none of the strangeness of the prior ones. There were no towles, no crowns, no toupees, and yet, still, there, sitting in a chair before the computer, was not the object of his desires. No, this was a man, one who looked as if he had not slept in several days at least.

Looking around, he took in the room. He looked at a frame on the wall labeled Goody, with a post number written in red beneath it. under, there were numerous threads, all cut down in their prime, all with lower post counts that Goody. Surely, this was some strange shrine of great importance to the man.

Along the desk there were machines for the use of processing credit cards and such, all in the name of the Sleep Retirement Fund. So, this was the room of Sleep. Looking at the man now, BS realized why he looked as he did.

Sleep was unkept, mouth slack open, a small line of drool running from the corner of his mouth. He constanly browsed through SYM, trying in vain to keep up as new posts required him to read the same topics over and over. Every once in a while, he would scream in rage...."Not Goody" and take the shears of Thread Cutting and kill a thread, lauging all the while.

Just as BS's compassion for the man's circumstances began to build, a very strange thing happened. Sleep got up, closed all the shades, and pulled a lever in the crner. Immediately, the room was turned into a dance hall, disco ball, stage and all. As BS looked on in horror, Sleep jumped on the stage, and tore off his clothing, revealing a go go outfit under his clothes. A full lenghth mirror appeared by the stage, and Sleep began to dance, gyrating and stuffing dollar bills into his own waistline. He pranced and blew kisses into the mirror, ever so often excaiing "Go me!" The sight of the mod in little go go shorts a halter top and thigh high spike heeled boots was too much for BS. It only got worse when Sleep pulled out the lotion.

BS dropped back into the tunnels, amazed and somewhat disturbed. Trying to block out the sounds of "I'm Too Sexy" blaring on the sound system mixed with the occasional "work it baby" and "shake your bon bon" BS shook his head and looked at the map again. Damn his sources, by the time he reached his love, he would be too scarred to do anything. Taking a bottle from his coat pocket, he drank deeply, then wandered off down the tunnel. Damn, he was glad he didn't have a photographic memory.....................

EDIT! Ah Ah ah ah staying alive staying alive ah ah ah ah....

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:52 am

ROFLMGDAOTIRRVH, BS that's hillarious

BTW your thread title kinda remind me of an old PC games "Leisure Suit Larry"

<EDIT>Too bad you didn't hear Sleepys Gloria Gaynor collections

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:54 am

@BS: good one--revenge for the closing of BSToN? Well, if this thread gets closed, we'll know who did it. Poor Sleep (although I rather pictured him dancing in his blue striped speedo and christmas lights.)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:56 am

LOL, very funny BS, good work!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:57 am

by voodoodali
although I rather pictured him dancing in his blue striped speedo and christmas lights.)

You realize, BS didn't stick around for the second set. You may yet be right. Just wait for Sleep's rockumentary.

btw BS, this is a great thread. I fear the day you poke your head into fable's laboratory.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:57 am

VD, I believe Sleepy got the christmast light and speedo dry-cleaned. I guess He planned to wear it again for the SYM Award next year

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:36 pm

@BS, damn you, i will have my revenge!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:46 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
@BS, damn you, i will have my revenge!

I wonder who's BS victim next

@Sleepy : Chill out matey Here, have a nuka-cola

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:49 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

I wonder who's BS victim next

@Sleepy : Chill out matey Here, have a nuka-cola

I won't chill out until i have my revenge, you have made an enemy today BS.....or i will forget about it in about 3 minutes and carry on as usual

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:52 pm

Oakies, since u don't want a nuka cola, how about this squabb on a stick ??

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:55 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
Oakies, since u don't want a nuka cola, how about this squabb on a stick ??

Your not trying to turn this into a pub thread are you Kiddo....i might have to close it

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:01 pm

MOI ?? I'm not talented on bartending, but Lainy has learned my darkside here *KidD shows Sleepy a catalog of plasma guns, laser guns & Power Armor*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:32 pm

Fantastic work so far BS, a sure contender for best thread of the year IMO

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:33 pm

Definatly one of the most amusing

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:45 pm

If by amusing you mean TERRIFYING!!!

Leave fable alone, his heart couldn't handle the unexpected surprise of a ragged hermit popping through his floor

I like the old guy!