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Man this is lousy service!
Where is my food?

*nael walks in pulling a large steer behind him*
alrighty, let's skin 'em and eat 'em.
i prefer my steaks warm and bloody.
and i'll have a nice cold shiner bock to go with it since i can no longer acquire it here in PA

Re: just curious...

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Euh Deedee, where is your "kiss the cook" apron?
Or did you leave that off for your own safety?

LOL

@CM: *points to sign* "When proprietor is absent, please serve yourself"

I do have another job, you know

Unless I can hire some good help. Applications anyone?....

Re: Re: just curious...

Originally posted by Der-draigen


LOL

@CM: *points to sign* "When proprietor is absent, please serve yourself"

I do have another job, you know

Unless I can hire some good help. Applications anyone?....

What jobs are available, if there is one for "Lazy assed comedy side kick" i want it

Re: Re: Re: just curious...

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


What jobs are available, if there is one for "Lazy assed comedy side kick" i want it

Well I don't know. Can the lazy assed comedy sidekick also wait tables?

I'll have a brine solution cheers...what entertainment's going?

I can cook if you want.

Sample menu:
Green Vegie Thai Curry
Red Beef Thai Curry
Chillie Burgers with seasonal salad
Pene with Home Made Vegie Tomatoe sauce
Trad Roast Lamb with seasonal veg
Chillie Mussles in red wine and tomato sauce
Clay Baked Hedghog with Hedge Row garnish

Edit- sorry, forgot

Rat on a Stick - Sauted rat in bacon slow roasted over an open flame.

"A rat is not a dainty dish to set befor a king,
but wrap him up in bacon,
slow roast,
He is just the very thing"

separate utensiles and pots (etc) used for vegie and non vegie dishes.

Other items available on request.

Entertainment --Sleepy just applied for the lazy-assed comedy sidekick position

*hands frogus the brine solution*

Everyone else is now served as well, with everything they ordered, and is most pleased with the service and the delectable food

All righty, Jace is our new cook. Sleepy is the lazy assed comedy sidekick waiter. Also bartender for now.

Have a great day everyone

climbs into cup of brine solution to soak...

let's see what you can do then sleep..

*a top hat and cane are thrown onto the small stage from the wings and a solo trombonist kicks up a comedy rhythm*

Difficult customer

@ Jace, in stead of a rat on a Stick. I'd like an frog on a stick if it's possible. Don't know if you got one lying around somewhere?

Rat anybody? sounds delicious Jace. Do you guys deliver. This kind of meal sounds right up beldin and eerhardts alley.

@Rob-hin, you provide the frog and I will cook it. I am not going near it's organs though!

@Ned, Sorry I just work here, you will have to speak to the management about delviveries and bulk orders.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Rat anybody? sounds delicious Jace. Do you guys deliver. This kind of meal sounds right up beldin and eerhardts alley.

@Ned: Nice of you to think of us, but IF we wanted RAT - don't you think we would've eaten YOU long ago ?

Ah who reads signs anyway?
But you got a bar keep now.
So BARBOY, get over here now or no tip!
Ordering mods around is so much fun!

If we were to catch Rob-hin's avatar do you think you could make a decent meal out of it? The Rolling Thunder crew are getting hungry...

Hmm, that's a hampster. The hedgehog receipe wont work as you need the quills to stick to the clay so that when you crack it open, it peals itself. Could make a stew. Any one got a stone?

Don't even think about it!


Or he might just kick your....bottom

LOL Rob!!

I'll take the bartender job. Or Piano Man, whatever works for you

Hmmm...not in the mood for Rat-on-a-Stick today.

Oh well. I'm going of to a bar in the real world. See everyone later.