How many Mod's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:17 pm

Originally posted by Morlock

You only beat by exactly one minute!

Plus, you did not mention it as the cause for the banning of all IP addresses.

So it takes too of us to come up with a complete answer?

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

So it takes too of us to come up with a complete answer?

Well if I wanted to hit blow the belt, I'd say that it takes TWO of us, but since I'd never do that to you

......

My answer was perfect, it didn't need you're version- the fact that you type quicker is no excuse.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 7:31 am

LMAO @ Napster & Morticia

U guys forget to mention he/she is the first member being bestowed such a "enchanted" title by All Mighty Buck

Hence from that day on all banned member are called being "Baassied" Let's just say "Baassie" is another word for "banned"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 8:45 am

It takes three mods and an administrator to change a light bulb.

One mod notices the light was out, but quietly slinks away hoping the next mod will change it. The second mod changes the light bulb while the third mod steps in afterwards to state that they are in complete agreement with mod #2’s conduct while changing the light bulb. Later in the day, the administrator tests the light, changes the light bulb a second time, and thanks the moderators for their diligence.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 8:52 am

LOL@ Waverly

ROFL@MM!!!

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:30 am

Just wondering, who are the mods in question?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:38 am

THE MODS

hope that answers your question BG-F

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:21 pm

Originally posted by Jace
How many mods does it take to change a light-bulb?

2 Mods, 5 SYMians, Waverly, craig, Gruntboy and Aegis.

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One Symian to post the maintenance problem in the "Pool of Radiance" Forum-

One Mod to move the thread to SYM, with a slight reprimand to the poster about relevant content-

Another Symian to complain to a Mod that the content of the thread offends them-

Another Mod to remove the "offensive" comment, and refer the poster to the ever-growing List of Rules-

Three Symians to rush to the Mod's side to "help" and critique the poster, kissing ass all the while-

Waverly to quickly go and "comfort" (*flirt with*) the original poster as they weather this barrage of reprimands-

craig to say something ENTIRELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE in any language-

Gruntboy to insert the light into his anus,

and Aegis to actually go screw in the bulb.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 3:04 pm

ROFLMAO @Foul

The best answer so far...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
ROFLMAO @Foul The best answer so far...

I agree, too funny. I don't want to even try to come up with anything now.

Gruntboy to insert the light into his anus,

and Aegis to actually go screw in the bulb.

What an image. Do I really need this in my head?

Baldursgate Fan · Post by **Baldursgate Fan** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:23 am

@Frogus

That is totally above the belt.

@Voodoo

Who did you quote on Gruntboy and Aegis? That is some imagery!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 1:50 am

Hmmm

How many users does it take to change a lightbulb

None - cause they have all been "bassied" for making fun of Mods,

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 10:47 am

Originally posted by Baldursgate Fan
@Frogus

That is totally above the belt.

@Voodoo

Who did you quote on Gruntboy and Aegis? That is some imagery!

I think that was Minerva. She is a sicko.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 10:59 am

@Foul : I'd duck for cover if I were you....you don't wanna anger The Goddess

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 11:12 am

Re: Hmmm

Originally posted by Xandax
How many users does it take to change a lightbulb

None - cause they have all been "bassied" for making fun of Mods,

And you'll be no longer a mod, because there's no member for you to show off your moderater power.

@Foul: Lost your memory? You've been away too long.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:35 pm

Re: Hmmm

Originally posted by Xandax
How many users does it take to change a lightbulb

None - cause they have all been "bassied" for making fun of Mods,

*Cheers* Xan, I like that idea

...A lot

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:19 pm

hey, i haven't been making fun of any mods, that stuff in ned's hall about aegis wasn't making fun, it was uh, damn. well, at least it wasn't clever or hurtful.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:21 pm

@ AR thats some awfully quick backtracking

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:23 pm

your mom is some awful quick backtracking (nobody is posting in the your mom thread so i'll have to do it here)

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 4:30 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
your mom is some awful quick backtracking (nobody is posting in the your mom thread so i'll have to do it here)

We are all so thankful you have decided to ressurect the "your mum" comments since they are infused with such wit and comedy, i think you should take it on tour, i know a few clubs in Soho and Bristol that would be excessively entusiastic about your "act"