Look what i found

Forty Two · Post by **Forty Two** » Mon May 13, 2002 5:31 am

Originally posted by Ares2382
Who said shortswords are for women? Do you expect me to sneak up and backstab people with a 2 handed battle axe? Maybe my theif should carry heavy armor too?

I said shortswords are for women, you woman

Forty Two · Post by **Forty Two** » Tue May 14, 2002 6:50 am

I`ve got the White Woe now and i can say without hesitation that the Fiend Katana is far better once its cast..

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue May 14, 2002 8:01 am

I'm having a hard time getting the sword without the gaurd spotting me. Any advice?

Forty Two · Post by **Forty Two** » Tue May 14, 2002 9:04 am

KILL HIM!

Just be persistant and try to be behind him, as it happens i was sneaking and my sneak icon went off just before i picked it up but he didn`t notice

madmarcos · Post by **madmarcos** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:17 pm

cast invis on yourself. you can usually grab an item without getting caught before you become visible.

Sirius_Sam · Post by **Sirius_Sam** » Tue May 14, 2002 12:38 pm

I think Ylossakram said it in an earlier post on this thread...just jump up on the bed and take the sword. The guard is in full view the whole time, but I managed to get the sword without him raising an alarm or trying to kill me. It worked for me

S_S

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue May 14, 2002 2:31 pm

I tried the aforementioned method, and failed multiple times, so I came up with a new one. I beat the guy on the head with a big stick until he fell down.

Sirius_Sam · Post by **Sirius_Sam** » Tue May 14, 2002 2:33 pm

LOL

Well...that's ONE way to do it

S_S

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue May 14, 2002 3:18 pm

Originally posted by Forty Two
I said shortswords are for women, you woman

1) Enchant shortsword with lightning or fire bite.
2) Enchant shortsword further for shelter or improved agility with each hit.
3) Simmer until glowing a nice, hot red.
4) Serve with customary speed and relish to any daedric monstrosity you find.

Result: Shredded critter. High speed + enchantment = quick cusinart death.

Gender or user is irrelevant.

Forty Two · Post by **Forty Two** » Wed May 15, 2002 10:59 am

Originally posted by fable

1) Enchant shortsword with lightning or fire bite.
2) Enchant shortsword further for shelter or improved agility with each hit.
3) Simmer until glowing a nice, hot red.
4) Serve with customary speed and relish to any daedric monstrosity you find.

Result: Shredded critter. High speed + enchantment = quick cusinart death.

Gender or user is irrelevant.

Uh o its another lady

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed May 15, 2002 11:10 am

Why do I sense a 'Girdle of gender change' coming up...

Sirius_Sam · Post by **Sirius_Sam** » Wed May 15, 2002 11:32 am

LOL...

Obviously, 42, you're not married yet. Wait until your woman makes you do housework, yardwork, pick up the kid(s), entertain (mostly hers) friends when you would rather be playing basketball, watch the Lifetime channel...

...ummmmmm....

For the love of God, man...pick up that shortsword and kill me now !!!

S_S