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Yes, Nalia does closely ressemble Drew Barrymore, I recall that being a topic of conversation on these boards when I first joined....... Could be another reason I can't stand her

Nalia's a weird amalgam of Drew Barrymore, Tori Spelling, and Susan Sarandon (the eyes in particular).

Just hang on for my deArnise Romance. New voice set for Nalia, and I think I can make her loveable without actually changing her character.

@JCompton

You know, I did wonder why anyone would want to hear and see even more of Nalia, but if you've given a makeover I may check it out.
All of these mods make replaying SoA lots of fun

Originally posted by dragon wench
@JCompton

You know, I did wonder why anyone would want to hear and see even more of Nalia, but if you've given a makeover I may check it out.

Nalia has to wait for Kelsey-TOB, but yeah, she's on my list. I think she's sweet in her own way. Yes, kind of a dumbass at times, too, but that just makes her human. Her positive qualities remind me of my wife when I first met her.

give Keldorn the +3 beserker sword in The radiant heart that should be fun

put all the people you don't like in your strong hold and turn them in to animals like Jahiera in to a bear and such what then turn them in to stone leaving you with a decorated strong hold (nice)

give them the best regenerating thing you can and lock them up in cage with a pit fiend and keep casting healing on them

get Nalia to kill a few beggers

romance people and have sex with them in the back of a voltswagen with out telling them first (few will understand this joke)

Originally posted by Rattman
give Keldorn the +3 beserker sword in The radiant heart that should be fun

I saw this idea in a thread in another forum...
An amazing thread! One of the best...
One idea there really cracked me up....
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Throw Cernd's baby into the Pool of Blood in Bodhi's place, drowning him !!!

I can post the link, but i don't know if that's allowed...

@ Alson-

You can post links to other forums IF they are relelvant to the Author's first message.

In this case, I'm sure Fable will let you by...

A reeeeeaaally good one for Jaheira:

Raise Khalid, tie down Jaheira, and make her watch Irenicus disect him again. Rinse, repeat.

OK, here it is:
I'm STILL a Naughty Boy! .

The Drow have good ideas

use offensive spells and heal them and start again

also you can give them regenerating items and poison and curse and insect plauge and creeping doom and stuff like that then watch them squirm in pain for a while

that sounds like fun

NPC Torture

As far as Yoshimo goes there is only one fitting ending.

Dual-Class him to a fighter/thief so his thieving skills are unusable until he matches levels....then surround him with "all sorts of stupid mousetraps"

Updated method of torture for Nalia and Minsc.
Nalia-Lock her in her own dungeons (after having her pickpocket from paupers, of course) with her aunt!
Minsc-Kill Boo (or pickpocket him and give him to Jan, either works) but leave him in his cage in Irenicus dungeon (let's see how long you stay proud of being locked in now...), make sure he meets and adopts Aerie, and then lock her in the other cage.

You are all naughty!!
Why start such a threat in my holiday??
Everyone should know this is my favorite waste of time:

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Cernd: Abondon the SOAB on the planet of the planar sphere after killing 1 demon and alarming the other one.
Board the ship and.........................................................................
get out of there and leave him on that nice spot with the demon and some imps....
If equipped with boots of speed, he'll run forever
Maybe the cheetahpaws or boots of phasing are even better....
Mwhahaha that'll teach him!!

Cernd: Take his stuff and sell it in front of him, give him the boots of speed, polymorph him into a squirrel, let the trolls "play" with him, and finally "rescue" him by casting Imprisonment on him.

Viconia: take away her leathers, give her a perm, and force her to watch several episodes of Martha Stewart.

Jan- tell him that he can't eat anymore Turnips
Minsc- cast feeblemind on him and get Jan to try to take Boo on him, it'll work this time

Ladies and gentlemen, Cernd's best method of torture must include drowning his baby in the pool of blood, otherwise it's just not the same.
For Haer'Dalis, why not just let the bounty hunters take him back to that Lord Rowan guy?