Best Caption Contest

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:00 am

The problem is that "God shave the Queen" comes across as so tasteless and tacky...All of which it is, of course.

So "The stupidity of man" gets my vote.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:12 am

Caption:

"Why won't they call ME "Queen of Hearts?" *smack*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:17 am

Caption:

'She said "Little boy, I'm gonna make you a man"!'

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:20 am

Caption:

"Who's your Queen Momma, b!tch!"

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:16 am

How about this one ?

..no worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:34 am

"I got the distinct feeling we forgot something..."

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:35 am

Asylum Seekers Make Increasingly Desperate Attempts To Enter Holland

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:10 am

"When Bill Gates goes camping."

or

"And you thought economy service was bad!"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:34 am

"That's a mighty fine railgun that Dutch camper's got"

or

"I think the police are going to pull us over - have you got the caravan license there?"

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 7:55 am

Why buy extra cargo space?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:20 pm

"Dutch plane poos caravan out in mid-flight."

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:28 pm

T'lainya might understand this one...

"Snowbird Takes Wrong Turn at Albuquerque."

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:55 pm

@ Gwally LOL or else.."Summer came to Arizona Early"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:56 pm

Beldin definatly gets this one's Caption. Congrats.

Next up...

"Ahead by a Thread..."

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:08 pm

"Gruntboy's Revenge".

OR

Onlooker - "Gruntboy, don't you think that's overkill?"
Gruntboy - "Do you like having your head attached to your body?"

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:33 pm

Do you hate those dirty nasty little bugs who get on your windscreen the whole time? Buy a Whiper® missile
The whole world seems a lot cleaner!

Now with every 3 a free anti-terrorist warhead!!

to quote T.Pratchett (well and Beldin): no worries

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:07 pm

We've got a turd at mark zero, 10 meters and closing fast.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Jun 14, 2002 12:05 am

"Ode's adventures as a pilot."

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 12:52 am

The Matrix II: dodge this!
Enemy of the State: it's not paranoia if they're really after you...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:10 am

UFO: Unidentified Flying Osama