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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:00 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
The problem is that "God shave the Queen" comes across as so tasteless and tacky...All of which it is, of course.

So "The stupidity of man" gets my vote. :D

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:12 am
by Beldin
Caption:

"Why won't they call ME "Queen of Hearts?" *smack*

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:17 am
by frogus
Caption:

'She said "Little boy, I'm gonna make you a man"!'

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:20 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Caption:

"Who's your Queen Momma, b!tch!"

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:16 am
by Beldin
How about this one ?

..no worries,

Beldin :cool:

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:34 am
by Eerhardt
"I got the distinct feeling we forgot something..."

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:35 am
by frogus
Asylum Seekers Make Increasingly Desperate Attempts To Enter Holland

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:10 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
"When Bill Gates goes camping."

or

"And you thought economy service was bad!"

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:34 am
by Kameleon
"That's a mighty fine railgun that Dutch camper's got"

or

"I think the police are going to pull us over - have you got the caravan license there?"

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 7:55 am
by /-\lastor
Why buy extra cargo space?

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:20 pm
by Gruntboy
"Dutch plane poos caravan out in mid-flight."

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:28 pm
by Gwalchmai
T'lainya might understand this one...

"Snowbird Takes Wrong Turn at Albuquerque."

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:55 pm
by T'lainya
@ Gwally LOL or else.."Summer came to Arizona Early" :eek:

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:56 pm
by Aegis
Beldin definatly gets this one's Caption. Congrats. ;)

Next up...

"Ahead by a Thread..."

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:08 pm
by Gruntboy
:D

"Gruntboy's Revenge".

OR

Onlooker - "Gruntboy, don't you think that's overkill?"
Gruntboy - "Do you like having your head attached to your body?"

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:33 pm
by /-\lastor
Do you hate those dirty nasty little bugs who get on your windscreen the whole time? Buy a Whiper® missile
The whole world seems a lot cleaner!

Now with every 3 a free anti-terrorist warhead!!

:D

to quote T.Pratchett (well and Beldin): no worries :)

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:07 pm
by Ned Flanders
We've got a turd at mark zero, 10 meters and closing fast.

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 12:05 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
"Ode's adventures as a pilot."

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 12:52 am
by Eerhardt
The Matrix II: dodge this!
Enemy of the State: it's not paranoia if they're really after you...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:10 am
by Kameleon
UFO: Unidentified Flying Osama