dumb blonde question

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 7:44 pm

Yes it the one in katie, had any luck yet?

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 5:08 am

There's a thread about tit's a no-one told me? You despicable muck-rakers!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 5:16 am

There's a thread about tit's a no-one told me? You despicable muck-rakers!

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 5:40 am

I was wondering how long it would take for you(Gruntboy) to find this thread????

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 5:56 am

You guys have a sick and twisted sense of humour ... I'll add to it!

How can you seen that a blonde has been working on your computer?

You find corrector white on your screen.

How can you see another blonde worked on it after the first one?

There's writing on the white.

What's a blonde on a waterbed?

A drill platform

What's a stack of blondes on a waterbed?

A drill tower

What's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up?

She takes a shower and goes home.

What's a blonde with a baloon?

A blonde with external memory.

Why can't a blonde ever have a concussion?

You can't shake what isn't there.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 6:01 am

The saddest thing about all this is that I haven't heard any new ones yet...

Here's my favorite:

Three dumb blondes are walking on the beach. At some point they find a bottle and open it.
A genie comes out and tells them they can each make a wish:
Blonde#1: I want to be richer!
genie makes her rich
Blonde#2: I want to be even blonder!
genie makes her even blonder
Blonde#3: I want to be even dumber!
Genie transforms her in to a man...

It was actually a guy that told me this one, he was a blonde himself...

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 6:18 am

Oh man, I feel dwarf jokes coming up here ... Chrissy, your joke made me think of them, and now I see myself forced to write them down

Why is it useless to tell a dwarf a joke with a double punchline??

He won't understand either of the two.

A dwarf once wanders around in the desert, when he stumbles across the proverbial genie lamp. He thinks to make some money on it, and rubs it up to fetch a better price for it, when lo and behold, a genie appears.
"You have wakened me from my sleep. You have three wishes," the genie says to the dwarf.
The dwarf, being as greedy as a dwarf can be, immediatly knows his first wish.
"I want a bag of endless gold!" he yells.
"So it shall be," the genies says, and out of thin air he summons a magical bag forth, handing it over to the dwarf.
Being curious, the dwarf turns over the bag, and indeed gold falls from it, and keeps falling. The dwarf is utterly happy, and soon there are piles of gold all around him.
"Ahum, you still have two wishes left," the genie says to the dwarf.
The dwarf, remembering the genie, says, "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. Give me two more of these!"

[This message has been edited by Maurice (edited 01-24-2001).]

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:06 am

Finally managed to find him- and nailed the mind flayers! Cheers guys!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:14 am

Maurice, aren't those dwarf jokes the ones the gnome tells you in Quest for Glory 4?

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:15 am

Originally posted by vixen:
Finally managed to find him- and nailed the mind flayers! Cheers guys!

Nailed??? Now I can really tell you're a northern lass..

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:17 am

'Nailed'? Is that a regional term too?

Can I just point out that I am *not* partaking in the libelous flinging of blonde jokes, you scurrilous bunch of tacky urchins, despite my pornographic reputation.

My girlfriend is blonde

K, I can smell threads like this a bandwidth away!

PS LOL, dirty minds think alike eh Karembeu?

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-24-2001).]

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 8:35 am

You're right Gruntboy..."blonde jokes" aren't that fun...especially when you've heard all of them.....
Dirty mind??? Me??? Nahh....I've still got a lot to learn before I reach your status.....
I've got a new idea for a topic.....there seem to be plenty of artists on this board....why don't we start an art contest???
I wouldn't mind seeing some nice BG2 art...

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 10:21 am

Krom: yes, that could be right ... the first one anyway, I'm not sure about the second one. But the gnome was hilarious, anyway.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 6:13 pm

You know Vixen if you are tired of those Blond jokes you can go to Planet 36-24-36 in the Telefon System and never ever have to worry about those.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 12:26 pm

what???

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 1:02 pm

I have explained that on your "Lost the..." topic.
Ask Weasel, He knows.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 6:44 pm

If I'm following this correctly...The place Drakron is talking about has a Maniac there?? Right Darkron..

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ltldrgn1 · Post by **ltldrgn1** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 7:21 pm

Nice reference Drakron. You guys are real pervs.

. That must be why I like this site so much.

@Weasel, as far as the windows icon is concerned, if you haven't changed anything else in the "my computer" section or the "windows explorer" (whichever section you opened the file with notepad in), try hitting undo. Otherwise, I talked to a lab assistant and she was...how you say... clueless(?). I'm trying to get ahold of one of my old profs.
Let you know when I know.

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Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his enemy's fate.
-Sun Tzu

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 7:36 pm

Glad to see your back Itldrng.... If you want to see crazy go to the story in Speak your mind topic...

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 8:27 pm

I see that Wing Commander 4.123106 have a lot of readers....I hope that you liked the Game as well.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche