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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:25 am
by Claudius
Conjure missing sock
Sock army
Resurrect sock
Mestils Smelly Sock Sheath
Shadow Socks
Shadow Argyle Socks
Bigbys Sock explosion
Socks of Beguilment
Raining Socks 10 ft radius
Constrict Socks
Holy Socks of Power
Match Socks (Reverse is unmatch
)
Detect Sock
Command Sock
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:34 am
by dragon wench
Geritol's Horrid Wilting (on self)
Mordekainen's Flatulence
Summon Mother-In-Law
Charm Accountant
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:12 am
by Tricky
- Powerword Ni
Turn Everyone.
- Summon Rabbit
Summons a vicious animal. Do not risk frontal assault.
- Polymorph Newt
Transform recipient into a newt.
- Swallow's Splendor
+5 pounds carrying capacity.
- Greater Magic Herring
Enchants a herring with a plus +3 enchantment, which only work against trees.
- Conjure Black Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh
Conjures a Black Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh, which remains active until the animator dies. Animator must make a DC 20 Fortitude save every round after casting the spell to protect himself from imminent heart failure.
The best I could come up with.
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:43 am
by Moonbiter
Call 911
Create Overtime
Summon French Waiter
Color Spew
Grease II
Nepotism
Nahal's Reckless Driver
Tenser's Floating Disco
Detect God
Hornung's Stamp Collector
Improved Unreliability
Protection From Camping Trips
Smugness, 15' Radius
Improved Spousal Abuse 10'
Drivel
Improved Drivel
Leomund's Tiny Slut
Mordekainen's Celery
Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Quilting
Melf's Multiple Hickies
Finally:
Summon Useful 1-3rd Level Elven Mage!:laugh: