The Spears-Martin Dartboard Room

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:29 pm

Originally posted by Robnark

not enough

Matters on what you use to throw the tank....I perfer the Weasel Trebuchet.

josh · Post by **josh** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:29 pm

Lets work out a scoring system:

- 30 points: between the eyes.
- 15 points: nose.
- 20 points: in the eyes.
- 50 points: in the mouth.
- 100 points: voice box of both the "talented" singers.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:32 pm

Originally posted by josh
Lets work out a scoring system:

- 30 points: between the eyes.
- 15 points: nose.
- 20 points: in the eyes.
- 50 points: in the mouth.
- 100 points: voice box of both the "talented" singers.

And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:38 pm

Originally posted by fable

And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.

I will not say what would deflate on Miss Brittany.

josh · Post by **josh** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:39 pm

Originally posted by fable

And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.

I figure we're using live targets then. In that case, have them run around in an arena. Its more fun with moving targets.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:09 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I will not say what would deflate on Miss Brittany.

I hear she uses only helium. An accidental hug from a fan could turn a hydrogen-based bosom into a reproduction of the horrifying Hindenburg disaster.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:39 am

*Lights the tip of Flamming Dart gun, aims at the board* Everyone down!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:05 am

Originally posted by Scayde

*Flies to defence of fellowTexan*

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode

Look at it that way - better a bad Ode than a bad Bush... after all Odie is less prone to initiate the 3rd Worldwar...

No worries,

Beldin

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:38 pm

*curses self inwardly for not thinking of this sooner*

@Fable, if Gimme Shelter does not dissuade you from pasting Mick, you have less soul than you have teeth

.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:13 pm

Originally posted by frogus
*curses self inwardly for not thinking of this sooner*

@Fable, if Gimme Shelter does not dissuade you from pasting Mick, you have less soul than you have teeth .

@Frogus, the current Big Lips would sing Gimme a 25-Room English Mansion in the Country, which is one of his main houses, in fact. He was a fine performer when his songs matched his philosophy. Now that he's a rich conservative businessman, he has as much right to sing Gimme Shelter as he has to sing Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:25 pm

No, gimme shelter is appropriate, politically, even now. He may sing that, he has my permission

. Anyway, I agree...you can have pictures of, say, post-78 Mick, and I will keep the older ones

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:52 pm

Why not throw Dwarves?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why not throw Dwarves?

Must...not...discuss...throwing...Dwarves.

But we can put up a picture of William Shatner!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:52 pm

Why settle for a picture? We can get the real thing, just tell him we are honoring his musical acomplishments.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 9:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why settle for a picture? We can get the real thing, just tell him we are honoring his musical acomplishments.

Sounds like one of those statements of poetic irony, like honoring his directorial ability, his writing skill (with a ghost author helping) or his great acting talent.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 10:17 pm

All worthy cause for the celebration of such an immense talent

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 10:26 pm

Hmmm Tomatoes, Rotten Eggs and some others...Sir fable perhaps you should establish some rules of engagement in the room just in case

@Weasel : an M1 Tank ? are you sure you can fit in those here ?

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:11 am

I found a pic of "Britney in concert" which may be suitable for use as a dartboard. I'm not sure if the people at right are the concert crowd or 'nsync...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:39 pm

She looks a kinda old

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Aug 25, 2002 1:30 am

Not another one! *sigh*

Originally posted by Scayde

*Flies to defence of fellowTexan*

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode

Spank me.

What is it about Texans that seems to make them all defend Dubyah?

If there was a famous

idiot from Western Australia and people were pointing out they were an idiot I wouldn't leap to their defence, I'd agree that they were an idiot. Sheesh.