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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:29 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Robnark

not enough
Matters on what you use to throw the tank....I perfer the Weasel Trebuchet. :D

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:29 pm
by josh
Lets work out a scoring system:

- 30 points: between the eyes.
- 15 points: nose.
- 20 points: in the eyes.
- 50 points: in the mouth.
- 100 points: voice box of both the "talented" singers.
:D

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:32 pm
by fable
Originally posted by josh
Lets work out a scoring system:

- 30 points: between the eyes.
- 15 points: nose.
- 20 points: in the eyes.
- 50 points: in the mouth.
- 100 points: voice box of both the "talented" singers.
:D
And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:38 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by fable


And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.
I will not say what would deflate on Miss Brittany. :D :D

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 6:39 pm
by josh
Originally posted by fable


And no points for hitting Martin's butt. It's too easy a target. Besides, it would deflate.
I figure we're using live targets then. In that case, have them run around in an arena. Its more fun with moving targets. ;)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:09 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Weasel
I will not say what would deflate on Miss Brittany. :D :D
I hear she uses only helium. An accidental hug from a fan could turn a hydrogen-based bosom into a reproduction of the horrifying Hindenburg disaster. :)

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 3:39 am
by Craig
*Lights the tip of Flamming Dart gun, aims at the board* Everyone down! :D

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:05 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Scayde


:eek: :eek: :eek:

:mad: *Flies to defence of fellowTexan* :mad:

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode :D
Look at it that way - better a bad Ode than a bad Bush... after all Odie is less prone to initiate the 3rd Worldwar...

No worries,

Beldin :cool:

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:38 pm
by frogus
*curses self inwardly for not thinking of this sooner*

@Fable, if Gimme Shelter does not dissuade you from pasting Mick, you have less soul than you have teeth ;) .

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:13 pm
by fable
Originally posted by frogus
*curses self inwardly for not thinking of this sooner*

@Fable, if Gimme Shelter does not dissuade you from pasting Mick, you have less soul than you have teeth ;) .
@Frogus, the current Big Lips would sing Gimme a 25-Room English Mansion in the Country, which is one of his main houses, in fact. He was a fine performer when his songs matched his philosophy. Now that he's a rich conservative businessman, he has as much right to sing Gimme Shelter as he has to sing Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen. :D

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:25 pm
by frogus
No, gimme shelter is appropriate, politically, even now. He may sing that, he has my permission :D . Anyway, I agree...you can have pictures of, say, post-78 Mick, and I will keep the older ones :)

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:52 pm
by Bloodstalker
Why not throw Dwarves? :D

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:47 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why not throw Dwarves? :D
Must...not...discuss...throwing...Dwarves.

But we can put up a picture of William Shatner! :)

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 8:52 pm
by Bloodstalker
Why settle for a picture? We can get the real thing, just tell him we are honoring his musical acomplishments. :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 9:34 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why settle for a picture? We can get the real thing, just tell him we are honoring his musical acomplishments. :rolleyes: :D
Sounds like one of those statements of poetic irony, like honoring his directorial ability, his writing skill (with a ghost author helping) or his great acting talent. :D ;)

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 10:17 pm
by Bloodstalker
All worthy cause for the celebration of such an immense talent :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 10:26 pm
by KidD01
Hmmm Tomatoes, Rotten Eggs and some others...Sir fable perhaps you should establish some rules of engagement in the room just in case :)

@Weasel : an M1 Tank ? are you sure you can fit in those here ? :D :D

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:11 am
by Osiris
I found a pic of "Britney in concert" which may be suitable for use as a dartboard. I'm not sure if the people at right are the concert crowd or 'nsync... :cool:

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:39 pm
by KidD01
She looks a kinda old :rolleyes: :eek: :D :D

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 1:30 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Not another one! *sigh*
Originally posted by Scayde


:eek: :eek: :eek:

:mad: *Flies to defence of fellowTexan* :mad:

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode :D
Spank me. :D :p

What is it about Texans that seems to make them all defend Dubyah? :confused: If there was a famous :rolleyes: idiot from Western Australia and people were pointing out they were an idiot I wouldn't leap to their defence, I'd agree that they were an idiot. Sheesh.