Bloodstalker's Hillbilly Cafe

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 3:39 am

Anticipates Minerva's rxn...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My odds of catching Weasel have improved...Minerva has lent support Can I use you for bait?

...somehow, Sensei, I really don't think that would be a good question to ask...

...not wise to provoke the wrath of an angry goddess!

Think of all the alcohol gone in smoke should she decide to bring down all those fire and lightning bolts!

*runs for cover*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 3:44 am

Damn Invisiblity status, can never tell if someone is online or not.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 3:55 am

Hey Tammy...

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Damn Invisiblity status, can never tell if someone is online or not.

...how you doing? Been busy of late, and I try to avoid being too visible since RL work demands a lot from me now.

The msn is too addictive. Try as I may, I easily get distracted.

Hope things are fine with you.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:01 am

Re: Hey Tammy...

Originally posted by Maharlika
Hope things are fine with you.

I'm feeling fine, especially after the problems of last week.

Mid year approaching, more work for the teachers eh?

Interesting tavern we seem to have here.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:14 am

Nah, it's not teacher's work...

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I'm feeling fine, especially after the problems of last week.

Mid year approaching, more work for the teachers eh?

Interesting tavern we seem to have here.

...more like my work as a student.

Upgrading my thesis proposal.

Problems last week?

Well, I do hope that things are indeed fine for you now.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:32 am

Ah, yes forgot that your also a student.

Nevermind about that problem reference, I had a discussion in MSN a while ago and I guess I thought you were there.

Its been getting a tad cold over here, I think summer is leaving our region Mah.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:41 am

I'd welcome a cold spell for a change...

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Ah, yes forgot that your also a student.

Nevermind about that problem reference, I had a discussion in MSN a while ago and I guess I thought you were there.

Its been getting a tad cold over here, I think summer is leaving our region Mah.

...here in Bangkok. Things are so hot and humid here during summer.

Of course, if things get cold, there's nothing like a good cuddle from the S.O. for that comfy warmth at night.

As for msn, I was tempted to log in, but I had to resist since it gets in the way right now with what I'm doing.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:20 am

Nice place you have here...

Dogs under the front porch, rusted Chevy nestled in the overgrown weeds outside, and banjos playing in the background. This looks familiar.

Let's look at the menu:

Moonshine!: Available at markit price, when grandpappy feels like sharin'.

Catfish: Yeah, all the fish grandmaw caught last week from the pond, fresh out of the icebox. Don't need but a few teeth to eat it, too.

Outhouse Special: Once in a while granny cooks up grandpappy's favorite supper. Served with a side of those funny little vienna sausages. The outhouse is found thru the back door, to the left of grandpappy's old '56 Chevy.

Kool-aid: Always got some of that. A Hillbilly Cafe tradition. Drink it sittin' down - grandpappy always adds his special touch to the pitcher.

Pigs in a blankit: Yup, little hot dogs wrapped in a biskit, warmed up in the woodburning oven. If you can't eat 'em all, throw some to the Weasel under the front porch.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:53 am

@Chan,
ROFLMAO!

Although it's still a bit early up here in these parts... *Looks around for a drop of moonshine*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:02 am

I have a hankerin' fer some roadkill 'n eggs for breakfast.....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:12 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I have a hankerin' fer some roadkill 'n eggs for breakfast.....

Yup...special of the day is woodchuck

and for just 50 cents extra you can have a helping of "freedom fries" with that

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:13 am

Say there Gwally, look what I found on the menu:

Grandpappy's Instant Breakfast: Found on highway 41. Choices: (subject to availability, just ask grandmaw what's cookin'

)

Armadillo n' eggs: 3 day old armadillo served up with some liquid chickin (eggs to you Yankees). You can get 'em scrambled, scrambled, or scrambled. The 'dillo is ready to serve as is.

Coon: Grandpappy hoots and hollers when he finds one of these on the side of the road. Good eatin', and even better when it was done in by an 18 wheeler.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:21 am

Originally posted by Chanak
Say there Gwally, look what I found on the menu:
Coon: Grandpappy hoots and hollers when he finds one of these on the side of the road. Good eatin', and even better when it was done in by an 18 wheeler.

lol! And for those really special occasions --like when he wins free Nascar tickets-- I'll bet Grandpappy even marinates the racoon in moonshine for that extra bit of tenderizing !

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:24 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! And for those really special occasions --like when he wins free Nascar tickets-- I'll bet Grandpappy even marinates the racoon in moonshine for that extra bit of tenderizing !

Hmmm...

Or, when Jeff Gordon wins, he even throws in some of those funny little vienna sausages.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:37 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Some house rules for the cafe:

Clothing for Men:

T-shirt
T-shirts = T-shirts are allowable if they have witty sayings such as "My wife said it was either her or Hunting, Damn I’m gonna miss her" or "BUD WISE ER"
Tank Top:
White will do in a pinch, but preferably one with Beer Advertisements, Hunting, or some sort of Car or truck.
Flannel
Need I say More?

HATS

A Simple ball cap with a Gas Station Logo on it is suitable. However, a Straw cowboy hat or a Black Standard Cowboy hat will also suffice. The Pith helmet is also making a comeback. Remember that anything with John Deere printed on it is suitable from everything from weddings to parties.

Other Important Grooming :

Please remember to slick back your hair with Bryl Cream, Mousse with a little bit of water will also get this effect. Otherwise, make sure to get your hair cut "Mullet" style.

Scents : Aqua Velva, or Old Spice

Hmm Baby.......Now that sum sexy lookin fella

LOL.......seriously, don't go knockin the black Stetson

Clothing for Women:

A house dress or Mu Mu Is the preferred Womanly wear, however the following will also be acceptable

Clam Diggers AKA Pedal Pushers, AKA Capri Pants, Red and Black are suitable colors

Stretch Pants – Fat thighs and butt? Show 'em off!

Mini Skirt
By all means, if you got the legs to do it, wear it! If you have had children, I advise not wearing this article of clothing, cause once a baby’s gone through your womanly passage, everything just makes you look like that "THE PLANE GUY" from Fantasy Island (short and squatty).

SHOES

Choose simple shoes, flats are best. Flip Flops and Slip on Fisherman shoes are also very chic. Most parties should be held outside, and heels would just sink right into the ground.

Hair

If your hair is already platinum, then you are set. However if not, you better be reaching for the Sun In and Lemon Juice.

Big hair is always in, whether it is your bangs, or swooped up in a Beehive, or what the youngins like to call an Up Do.

There are only two acceptable scents : Jean Nate, and those 99 cent cologne imposters from Wal-mart

If your in a hurry, some things to remember :
No Items
Pony Tails
French braids (Hair is already crispy you don’t want to break it)
Those damn Chopstick type things
Hats of any kind

Yes Items
Hair Nets
Rain Bonnets
Dollar Store Scrunchies
Dollar Store Barrettes and Clippy things
Use of a Tease Comb
Curlers

Pretty much sounds like my closet, except I go for the high heeled, open toed slings, they make your legs look better in the mini skirt

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:18 pm

Originally posted by Scayde

Hmm Baby.......Now that sum sexy lookin fella

LOL.......seriously, don't go knockin the black Stetson
Pretty much sounds like my closet, except I go for the high heeled, open toed slings, they make your legs look better in the mini skirt

*puts on black stetson, pulls out white tank top (sorry, no logos or sayings

), throws on old, worn out jeans*

Can I interest you in dinner, darlin'? I heard grandmaw is cooking froglegs and hush puppies.

*kiss*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:41 am

All this talk on war, can sure make one thirsty.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:07 am

Originally posted by Chanak
*puts on black stetson, pulls out white tank top (sorry, no logos or sayings ), throws on old, worn out jeans*

Can I interest you in dinner, darlin'? I heard grandmaw is cooking froglegs and hush puppies. *kiss*

LOL..Sounds like a date..maybe after dinner, we can drive down to the bayou and go 'sparkin' in the back of your pickup truck

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:17 am

*Walks in with a 3 dollar suit* I hope i am not too over dressed for this place

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:20 am

Originally posted by CM
*Walks in with a 3 dollar suit* I hope i am not too over dressed for this place

3 bucks? sure, show of your high brow upbrinin'