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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:31 am
by Rob-hin
Do not give into the dark or the light side.
Venture into where I am...
The twilightforce zone *tenenahna tenenahna*
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:23 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
If I was truly insidious..
Yes,yes, yes, tavern-closer
........even as a dark lord of the sith you would be called "Darth Insidious"....
....
Originally posted by Chanak
Say Chanak.....that's a nice
cattle prod you have there...
Where can I buy one of those ?
No worries, I'll just use it until my lightsaber comes back from the repair shop..
Beldin
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:30 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Chanak
Sleep...
The Master grows impatient. He doesn't appreciate his clones walking around looking younger than he does. After all...you are the next vessel his insiduous evil presence shall inhabit. 
Get with the program.
I find that terminology quite disturbing in all too many ways
Beldin, all lies I tell you, lies, lies, lies.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:33 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I tell you, lies, lies, lies.
Condemned by your own words...
..but isn't "lies lies lies" what it's all ablut - being a dark lord ?
No worries, the mighty potpowers protect me....
Beldin
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:43 am
by Mr Sleep
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:50 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Nah, Dark Lords tell half truths, that is how they succeed. If they told all lies no one would believe them but because of their half truths they are partially believable.
You know quite a lot about them....
....are you sure you're not one ... ?
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:54 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Beldin
You know quite a lot about them.... ....are you sure you're not one ... ?
I merely analyse their behavioural patterns, guinea pigs for my large sche....rather I'm concerned for the well being of all...
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:09 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
guinea pigs for my large sche....
Weeellllll, in THAT case....
... good luck
!
No worries, I'll scrape up your remains...
Beldin
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:26 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Beldin
No worries, I'll scrape up your remains...
It's the least I can ask for.
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:59 am
by Aegis
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:25 pm
by Gruntboy
LMAO, funny thread.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:42 pm
by Chanak
The Dark Master speaks...
Oh no, not again....
Yes, Gruntboy...the Dark Side fuels your lecherous, perverted urges to use the Force to render your victims "pantless"...muwahahahaha!
Yes, you are quite "skilled" in dealing with minatures, evil one!
@Beldin: hehehehe....
With every spliff...
You will weakens...
Bringing you ever more into my power.
So keep on toking.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:09 pm
by Maharlika
There you have it folks...
...such is the power of the evil English muffins.
I can clearly see now where Chanak, Kayless and the enigmatic Dark Lord derive their power and sustenance. The similarities of those mentioned bring chill down my spine.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:12 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:23 pm
by dragon wench
lmao!
Well.... The Sanctuary for the Depraved does have a nice, hot, oven....
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:37 pm
by dragon wench
Re: *gets kender tool kit*
Originally posted by Maharlika
...that oven of yours and I have something to settle then...
*deja vu*
No, DW, you are NOT going to push me into the oven.
*flutters eyelashes innocently*
Now would I do something quite that barbaric? Besides if we lured you into the Sanctuary of the Depraved, I could think of a far more useful role for you. How about Master of Dungeon Maintenance?
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:13 pm
by Chanak
Maharlika, you are straying quite nicely, my lampshaded little servant.
You know your true origins...yes...it is time that I, your insiduous Dark Master, confirm your lifelong suspicions...
You are a hairless Ewok.
It is true.
