Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:37 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
You're probably right, I don't think I'll be long...

Eh? Are you joining me in my bed?!

Actually I have Gruntboy in my bed right now!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:39 pm

I was about to come back and edit, to say that I'm sure I could've taken that way more than was decent. But I'm not Bloodstalker or Grunt.

I'm pretty sure I'm not in my bed right now, but it's only a couple of feet away. It's not a great effort to crawl off the chair and fall in. I'd rather not sleep next to Grunt thanks. He's yours.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:42 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
But I'm not Bloodstalker or Grunt.

Oi!

Originally posted by Nippy
I'd rather not sleep next to Grunt thanks.

Double Oi! Whats wrong with sleeping next to me?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:43 pm

I just have one question....exactly how did I get dragged into this discussion?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:43 pm

It's more or less the Pantlessness and grunting that bothers me. I'm pretty sure thats ok for you and Enchantress to hear, but generally, I don't go for women that grunt. Now moaning is a whole other thing...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I just have one question....exactly how did I get dragged into this discussion?

It was purely the thought pattern. I thought filth and perversion, and you came straight to mind.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:45 pm

Cheeky swine!

*I* do the grunting, Enchantress does the moaning.

PS You moan too eh?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:47 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
It was purely the thought pattern. I thought filth and perversion, and you came straight to mind.

Oh, I thought for a minute it was some kind of insult or something

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:49 pm

@ Grunt, depending on the circumstances.

@ BS, me? Insult you? Who'dathunkit?!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:52 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
@ Grunt, depending on the circumstances.

@ BS, me? Insult you? Who'dathunkit?!

I know, I gave you too much credit for creativity

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:53 pm

I'm creative! In imagination anyway.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Cheeky swine!

*I* do the grunting, Enchantress does the moaning.

PS You moan too eh?

I wouldn't call it grunting, Grunty - it's more like whimpering and begging...

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:59 pm

oooohhh nice one enchantress. Hit a man below the belt

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:01 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
oooohhh nice one enchantress. Hit a man below the belt

Er, you got the wrong end of the stick...

His lovemaking isn't as caveman as he makes out.

He is sensitive and very sweet. He doesn't grunt in the slightest: he whimpers and begs! In a nice way!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:31 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
oooohhh nice one enchantress. Hit a man below the belt

You are right Thug....that was a cold shot......

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat May 03, 2003 12:29 am

Originally posted by RandomThug
Hit a man below the belt

She spends enough time down there to know all about it.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Sat May 03, 2003 11:33 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
She spends enough time down there to know all about it.

Ha, ha!

He is witty and I dig him.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat May 03, 2003 11:40 am

back on topic...

uses handheld novelty device on Grunty & Enchantress to seal orifices shut

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:53 am

Re: back on topic...

Originally posted by VoodooDali
uses handheld novelty device on Grunty & Enchantress to seal orifices shut

Do you have many handheld novelty devices, Ms Voodoo?!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun May 04, 2003 11:41 am

I was going to suggest we get a room, but we already have one.