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Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 7:06 am
by at99
maybe they could use the UK song as the new torture weapon against iraqi POWs.
they could even play each song to the POWs and see what is the most effective song to make people crack. now that would end the argument on the worst song, once and for all.
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 7:11 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by at99
maybe they could use the UK song as the new torture weapon against iraqi POWs.
they could even play each song to the POWs and see what is the most effective song to make people crack. now that would end the argument on the worst song, once and for all.
What a fantastic idea! Europe could take over the world with this new technology!
Do you think we could invade USA? Oh - hang on - did you see American Pop Idol? They could well have even worse acts, even worse singers and even worse songs than us....
Could be nasty. Is it worth the risk?
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 8:11 am
by fable
Originally posted by Enchantress
Do you think we could invade USA? Oh - hang on - did you see American Pop Idol? They could well have even worse acts, even worse singers and even worse songs than us....
Nonsense. American Pop Idol involves the incompetence of only one nation. Eurovision involves the incompetence of more than twenty nations. With that kind of input, there's no doubt that Eurovision would win. You keep your singing horde of mediocrity away from our shores!
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 8:14 am
by frogus
Originally posted by fable
You keep your singing horde of mediocrity away from our shores!
I'm afraid that Eurovision singers can only dream of mediocrity.
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 8:31 am
by fable
Originally posted by frogus
I'm afraid that Eurovision singers can only dream of mediocrity.
True enough. How about "singing hordes of talentless minions"? It has a certain ring to it.
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 8:51 am
by frogus
Originally posted by fable
True enough. How about "singing hordes of talentless minions"? It has a certain ring to it.
Better - but now I come to think of it, I think 'singing' is a bit wishful too
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 10:15 am
by Enchantress
I'd love to see your attempts at singing karaoke, you two. You'd probably be far far worse than any Eurovision entry
I bet we'd really plumb the depths of depravity then...
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 1:31 pm
by Rob-hin
Originally posted by Enchantress
You'd probably be far far worse than any Eurovision entry.
Meaning they have a good chance of winning it!
(if they'd ever compete...)
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 2:03 pm
by frogus
So is it a date Fable?
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 2:30 pm
by Gruntboy
Isn't the whole point about Eurovision that the songs are *supposed* to be bad? I mean, look at tatu....
Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 4:19 pm
by fable
Originally posted by frogus
So is it a date Fable?
Sure thing. You bring the score of The Mikado, and I'll get the boom box. Enchantress can do the obligatory breakdancing of Katisha.
Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 2:48 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by fable
ABBA won, once. What does that tell you?
Woah there old fella, Abba are gr....oh wait, good point....move along.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 6:33 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Woah there old fella, Abba are gr....oh wait, good point....move along.
Oi! I will not tolerate ABBA bashing! If you want to attack Frida, Agneta, Benny and Bjorn you'll have to get past me!!
(*looks big and menacing*)
Or I'll tell everyone here how Nippy remarked that you reminded him of Woody Allen by the way you talk...Ha, ha!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 7:05 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Enchantress
Oi! I will not tolerate ABBA bashing! If you want to attack Frida, Agneta, Benny and Bjorn you'll have to get past me!!
(*looks big and menacing*)
Ah but you see I didn't insult them at all, rather I didn't defend them, there is a difference.
Or I'll tell everyone here how Nippy remarked that you reminded him of Woody Allen by the way you talk...Ha, ha!
I don't believe it!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 7:33 am
by frogus
Originally posted by fable
Sure thing. You bring the score of The Mikado, and I'll get the boom box. Enchantress can do the obligatory breakdancing of Katisha.
Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy
Ice Cream Boy
Creamy creamy creamy boy
Sugar!
I like to lick
But you are so cold!
Ice Cream Boy
And when I tried to hold you
You fell onto the floor
My heart said:
Boom boom boom boom
You are strawberry
Ice Cream Boy
But when your cone crumbles
Oh the ice cream
I lick it off my fingers
I lick it off my fingers
I eat your cherry
Like a sweet strawberry
Ice Cream Boy boy boy boy.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 7:56 am
by fable
All of you need to purchase a turntable and a vinyl record at this point. That way, you can simulate the DJ-style record noises I inflict on a long-suffering public as Frogus sings the lyrics. Thanks.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 8:46 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by frogus
Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy
Reminds me of My Dingaling for some reason.
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 6:15 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by frogus
Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy
Ice Cream Boy
Creamy creamy creamy boy
Sugar!
I like to lick
But you are so cold!
Ice Cream Boy
And when I tried to hold you
You fell onto the floor
My heart said:
Boom boom boom boom
You are strawberry
Ice Cream Boy
But when your cone crumbles
Oh the ice cream
I lick it off my fingers
I lick it off my fingers
I eat your cherry
Like a sweet strawberry
Ice Cream Boy boy boy boy.
OMG Frogface - that's a load of crap!
But are you proud of it? That's the question...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 6:22 am
by Bloodmist
Originally posted by Enchantress
OMG Frogface - that's a load of crap!
In the Eurovision spirit...
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 6:27 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Bloodmist
In the Eurovision spirit...
Yeah, become an outrageous Israeli transsexual and you just could win with that offering, Froggie...