"Plans" revealed
Okay, in the course of my...adventures...I created a little daily diary to jot things down in, as they happened. Let's look at day one:
Day 1: Walked out of the starport in Coronet City, on the planet Corellia. So this is where Han Solo is from. Hmm.
I hear something interesting going on in the hills out yonder, sounds like blaster fire. Hey, I have a blaster, am a marksman, why not see if I can help someone.
Walk directly into a gang war, shot and killed. Woke up in the cloning center. Time spent online: 2 minutes.
Day 2: Okay, obviously I need a change of character and venue here. Chose a wookiee character this time, ain't nothing tougher out there. A little blaster fire? Mosquito bites, surely.
Chose a more serene planet this time. Yeah, Naboo looked attractive in the travel brochures, figured it was a better bet for survival.
Walk out of shuttle transport into the city of Theed. Sure enough, I tower head and shoulders above the little ants around me, except I am encountering a minor setback: I can't understand a word anyone says to me!
I bump into a wookiee fellow named Furrbacca, he's a kindly sort and teaches me all the languages I'll ever need to know. Just one problem, though: I can't speak any of them...I can only understand them. Turns out the only language I can ever speak is my own native language, Shyriwook. I do a little wookiee roar, and am satisfied by the sound. Galaxy, look out.
Day 2 afternoon: After saying "rrrargh" to Furrbacca, I waltz to the edge of town where I find a curious grouping of exotic animals loitering about, doing nothing but minding their own business. What a perfect opportunity to kill something.
Aiming my blaster, I squeeze off a few rounds at a reptilian bird called a "peko-peko". It looked pretty small from my vantage point, but as it flies towards me I suddenly realize this thing is big...really, really big. In fact, it's bigger than the damned starport. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.
Time spent online: 20 minutes.
Day 3: Well, it's obvious that one needs to exercise restraint in the Star Wars universe, as you never know what might end up killing you. Therefore, I stick to beating up thugs and toad-like creatures called "chubas." Nasty little amphibians, but they yield a decent amount of training experience points for an up-and-coming wookiee like myself.
Just as I was surveying the thug corpses and chuba carcasses littered all around me, I am ambushed by five thugs at once, all wielding rather nasty melee weapons like swords and gaderiffi batons. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.
Time spent online: A few hours.
