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Originally posted by RandomThug
Ehem...

[DarkLoomingVoice]"Scayde you must USE THE FORCE..... reach out to chan through the power of wisdom of the FORCE.... Let the force be with you"[/DarkLoomingVoice]

Thug, I would love to .....but the 'Force" has been locked in the basement for four days !!!

Originally posted by Kittenwithawhip
*looks around* you sure bout that ?

The Z is everywhere at once. For the letter "z" cannot be eliminated. It is omnipresent. Mwa. Ha. Ha.

@Scayde....Maybe if I sacrifice myself to Bunny, he'll succumb to SYM

Nah...

Originally posted by The Z

@Scayde....Maybe if I sacrifice myself to Bunny, he'll succumb to SYM

...better give him some balut offerrings.

Not that he would like it --- he'd be screaming back with both his hands passionately on your neck.

Originally posted by The Z
Maybe if I sacrifice myself to Bunny, he'll succumb to SYM

Maybe.

Originally posted by Scayde
**HUG*..You're back !!!


*skips around the room and does happy dance*

Shhhhhh! Not too loud cowgirl, or you might wake fable up. I'm sure he's napping again.

Originally posted by Chanak
Shhhhhh! Not too loud cowgirl, or you might wake fable up. I'm sure he's napping again.

<whispervoice>.

..oh..ok.....giggle


</whispervoice off>

No sacrifices to Bunny if the victim comes back on his own will! My contract specifically states that......er....I'm going to go out back to burn the contract...heh heh....

Hehehe...

Nice to see you again, Kemosabe...

...I'm sure it wasnt the balut that attracted you for that quick drop.

Originally posted by The Z
No sacrifices to Bunny if the victim comes back on his own will! My contract specifically states that......er....I'm going to go out back to burn the contract...heh heh....

Uh-huh. Right. I passed out copies of that just in case of treachery on your part. Hop in, Bunny's been lonely without you.

@Mah: I assure you that Balut has absolutely nothing to do with it, Kemosabe. You can have it all to yourself.

BS and his Wild Turkey-inflamed imagination. Pay it no mind, I have no secrets from you......

Originally posted by Chanak
BS and his Wild Turkey-inflamed imagination. Pay it no mind, I have no secrets from you......

Oh sure...You get me to believe this, and then you will spring your plan in a surprise bid to take over the Gallaxy

I'm not falling for it Mister !

Now, let me in the basement. I want a peek

Seeing how BS edited his first post, any secrets you might have been hiding are now secret again. So its not like anyone can prove you wrong anymore....

Originally posted by Scayde
Oh sure...You get me to believe this, and then you will spring your plan in a surprise bid to take over the Gallaxy

And if I did take over the Galaxy, don't you know that I would give you the sun, moon and stars on a silver platter, sweetness?

Now, let me in the basement. I want a peek

Nothing is closed to you, cowgirl. Come on in.

Originally posted by Chanak
Uh-huh. Right. I passed out copies of that just in case of treachery on your part. Hop in, Bunny's been lonely without you.

@Mah: I assure you that Balut has absolutely nothing to do with it, Kemosabe. You can have it all to yourself.

*Makes a run for it*

Oh, looky, a nice target...

Originally posted by The Z
*Makes a run for it*

...*hoopak-shots a balut towards Z's direction.*

"Plans" revealed

Okay, in the course of my...adventures...I created a little daily diary to jot things down in, as they happened. Let's look at day one:

Day 1: Walked out of the starport in Coronet City, on the planet Corellia. So this is where Han Solo is from. Hmm.

I hear something interesting going on in the hills out yonder, sounds like blaster fire. Hey, I have a blaster, am a marksman, why not see if I can help someone.

Walk directly into a gang war, shot and killed. Woke up in the cloning center. Time spent online: 2 minutes.

Day 2: Okay, obviously I need a change of character and venue here. Chose a wookiee character this time, ain't nothing tougher out there. A little blaster fire? Mosquito bites, surely.

Chose a more serene planet this time. Yeah, Naboo looked attractive in the travel brochures, figured it was a better bet for survival.

Walk out of shuttle transport into the city of Theed. Sure enough, I tower head and shoulders above the little ants around me, except I am encountering a minor setback: I can't understand a word anyone says to me!

I bump into a wookiee fellow named Furrbacca, he's a kindly sort and teaches me all the languages I'll ever need to know. Just one problem, though: I can't speak any of them...I can only understand them. Turns out the only language I can ever speak is my own native language, Shyriwook. I do a little wookiee roar, and am satisfied by the sound. Galaxy, look out.

Day 2 afternoon: After saying "rrrargh" to Furrbacca, I waltz to the edge of town where I find a curious grouping of exotic animals loitering about, doing nothing but minding their own business. What a perfect opportunity to kill something. Aiming my blaster, I squeeze off a few rounds at a reptilian bird called a "peko-peko". It looked pretty small from my vantage point, but as it flies towards me I suddenly realize this thing is big...really, really big. In fact, it's bigger than the damned starport. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.

Time spent online: 20 minutes.

Day 3: Well, it's obvious that one needs to exercise restraint in the Star Wars universe, as you never know what might end up killing you. Therefore, I stick to beating up thugs and toad-like creatures called "chubas." Nasty little amphibians, but they yield a decent amount of training experience points for an up-and-coming wookiee like myself.

Just as I was surveying the thug corpses and chuba carcasses littered all around me, I am ambushed by five thugs at once, all wielding rather nasty melee weapons like swords and gaderiffi batons. I wake up in the cloning center afterwards.

Time spent online: A few hours.