Poll: Best Female NPC Body? (you may be surprised)

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:53 pm

But isnt this going a tad bit far?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 04, 2001 11:01 pm

Bruce Lee: "just aslong as one can see the difference between real life and bg2...a pity there is a difference"

You mean you want to be blasted by a fireball up the wazoo?

"Hey! I ordered my meal thirty minutes ago! You guys are idiots!"

"No, we're barbarians. Meet my Crom Faeyr."

vbarash · Post by **vbarash** » Sat May 05, 2001 9:46 am

Yeah, but then your response wouldn't be the wimpy real-world "AAAAAHHHH!!!! HELP!! MURDER!!!!!" (as if anyone actually says that), but a barely intelligible mumble, after which you see all the souls of all those nasty barbarians rise up from their bodies.

"Oh, so THAT's what Wail of the Banshee does!"

Quindo Ma · Post by **Quindo Ma** » Sat May 05, 2001 10:35 am

Lmao! This thread is hilarious.

And hey, if you guys seek such beauty, why not try the one or the other dryad?

Or howzabouts, as an evil mage, the girl you're supposed to advice.

"Trust me, I know my job, and this lesson is important for your future existance as mageling. Now, get off your clothes."

Ok, ok, maybe not, I'm feeling silly today. Got my new processor yesterday, and I'm still totally hyper about the smoothness of the game in max everything

while I was running slow with low details on the old one.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat May 05, 2001 11:14 am

Hmmm...

After 23 posts, the poll results are as follows:

Nalia: 1
Jaheira : 2
Imoen: 1
Bodhi: 3
Viconia: 1
Edwina: 1
Mazzy: 1

Bodhi?! Edwina?! LMAO!! Where did these two come from? If these poll results in any way represent the thoughts and feelings of all other GB forum members, I think I'm gonna throw up, split my sides laughing, or maybe both.

Keep it up!

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Sat May 05, 2001 12:04 pm

It is okay to be blasted by a fireball...just remember to shout raise me to your friend who is a clreic before it hits you

If you are feeling down you could just go to a temple and cure disease or something.
By the way I believe Viconia has the best body and mazzy the best face.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat May 05, 2001 4:30 pm

I'll agree with you Bruce...

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Sat May 05, 2001 5:42 pm

I don't understand how you can like Mazzy's face!

[ 05-05-2001: Message edited by: Nick_Dude ]

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat May 05, 2001 5:51 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM:
If these poll results in any way represent the thoughts and feelings of all other GB forum members, I think I'm gonna throw up, split my sides laughing, or maybe both.

We have that effect on people.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:12 pm

Regarding some of the earlier comments in this thread: what is the big deal about breast size? As many of my male friends are fond of saying....."size is not everything...."

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:14 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
Regarding some of the earlier comments in this thread: what is the big deal about breast size? As many of my male friends are fond of saying....."size is not everything...."

LMAO!!! In fencing I believe we call that a successful parry/riposte

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:49 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
Regarding some of the earlier comments in this thread: what is the big deal about breast size? As many of my male friends are fond of saying....."size is not everything...."

Do your male friends happen to be uh... gay?
I wouldn't be surprised if they were, or perhaps just pathological liars.

Quitch · Post by **Quitch** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:53 pm

It's a good thing we're not judging by paper doll, God those things were awful

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 05, 2001 7:07 pm

Actually, most (not all) of my male friends are het (although I'm not sure why that should be relevant). And no, they are not pathological liars, just fairly "normal" men....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat May 05, 2001 7:37 pm

I thought just about all the women in the game were large-breasted anyway... this being a computer game of course (can you say Tombraider?)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 05, 2001 8:22 pm

Good point Georgi. Although I don't think any patches have yet been made which show female BG characters in all their um...raw glory (as is the case with Tomb Raider). Or at least if there is a patch out there, they're keeping very quiet about it.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sat May 05, 2001 8:25 pm

I was just very relieved to find that the female char's in BGII are much more extensively clad than they were in BGI. Much more realistic now, I think. Gracious, every time I changed armor in that game I turned red...

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun May 06, 2001 12:30 am

Originally posted by dragon wench:
Regarding some of the earlier comments in this thread: what is the big deal about breast size? As many of my male friends are fond of saying....."size is not everything...."

size is not everything but in most cases it does matter, so either your friends don't want to sound like sovinists around you, but i believe it matters even for them (if they're het, like you say

)

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 06, 2001 6:47 am

Gee...the responses to dragon wench's "size" post are quite amusing...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun May 06, 2001 9:23 am

Originally posted by loner72:
I was just very relieved to find that the female char's in BGII are much more extensively clad than they were in BGI. Much more realistic now, I think. Gracious, every time I changed armor in that game I turned red...

Even so, I do keep wanting to tell Immy to cover herself up - her robe couldn't be cut much lower! Don't want all those lecherous men eyeing up my lil' sister! (Yeah, I know she's the same age as me, ok, but that's how I think of her...)

And re. whether size matters, well the impression I get is that it usually does, but that doesn't necessarily mean bigger is better. What about the "more than a handful's a waste" brigade?