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47. When you are supposed to be helping in the plotting of various company tactics while at work and you wonder how they compare to the approach you took while playing the Ascension mod.

48. The morning after a night of drinking various ales (or tankards of mead), you wished you had memorized 'zone of sweet air'.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
48. The morning after a night of drinking various ales (or tankards of mead), you wished you had memorized 'zone of sweet air'.

LOL
Dont forget the falafel with garlicsauce

49. When the mid-afternoon sleepies hit and you briefly consider casting "Sleep" on your colleagues just so that you can take a brief and discreet nap

50). when you post on a thread like this for no reason other then to have the 50th post, in the hopes that you will be remembered and revered as somone amazing

51. When you begin fantasizing about what your S.O would look like in black Shadow Dragon armour

Originally posted by dragon wench
47. When you are supposed to be helping in the plotting of various company tactics while at work and you wonder how they compare to the approach you took while playing the Ascension mod.

(I must confess I DID it)

52 ) When you call your angry girlfriend (even in a shadow dragan armor lol) Thraasxilla (or some like that) and she gets even angrier at you cause youve told her this is a dragon name.

53. When you want to cast cloak of fear when asking your boss for a raize.

54. When you walk into a room, fart and quickly run out again, closing the door behind you and listen to the people in the room making sick noises without knowing what's happening to them.

55. You keep asking "little people" like midgets or children if they can look in your backpack to see if they can do anything with the stuff inside. (mmmm, I have a loaf of bread and some cheese, I could make the holy sandwich + 5 for you.)

56. Your lover is sick of the Phaere and dark elf slave roleplay.

Originally posted by Mini Me
56. Your lover is sick of the Phaere and dark elf slave roleplay.

That one is sadistic... hahaha...

Originally posted by Mister Popo
53. When you want to cast cloak of fear when asking your boss for a raize.

You do that?
I just charm him

57. When you are playing the Sola or Viconia romances and you develop a deep and unnatural case of arachnophobia, searching frantically for a ring of free action at the merest sight of a forgotten cobweb

58. When you wonder if a political leader you don't like could be taken out with some of UserUnfriendly's cheese.

59. You and your friends are charged by a balck bear in the woods. So you make a whistling noise and tell them not to worry, because you can charm animals.

60. You notice how people stand in tight groups and how vunerable that makes them to fire balls.

61. You are now playing life as a solo BG2 expert.

62. Whrn you walk for eight-hours then launch into a battle with wolves.

63. When your best mate dies you say don't worry, i'll bring him back later.

64- When you are walking to a door and want to cast 'knock' so that it will slam open and you may just walk inside, or a message will sound in your head 'this door has a special ward to prevent lockpicking and knocking'.

65- When you look at your food in the restaurant nearby your job and think how good will be a meal at the Three old Kegs, or the Den of the Seven Vales.

66- When a kid asks you for booze you remember that orc face booze found in Umar Hills.

67. When you actually do inform the queen that Wanev's pantaloons are full of weasels.

68. When you hear a co-worker being described as a "backstabber," and you wonder where they hide their cutthroat +4.

69. When you are walking through you're house, find a stick, ski pole, a cane (etc,) and you start waving it around playing a game of imagination Baldur's Gate.

70. When you get mad at somebody and start either
a. Chanting one of the words from a spell (gracy, aliah...)
b. Or say "Oh yeah?" and unsheathe a sword only to realize it's just air.