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Or how about "I was god for a day and i am sorry for El Neno"

Or "Ninevah Olympics 2018"?

@fableisious
I knew you coulnd't stay away. That's why I didn't say farewell, but see ya.

'Omnipotent This!'

Omniscient That!

@Fable- thx for getin the name right Hey, can I trade my t-shirt for demi-godness? I have always wanted to sit on the clouds w/a magnifying glass and torch people I guess thats the REAL reason behind spontaneous combustion. And if the shirt is coming in the next century or so, I guess ill be lucky to be alive when it arrives! maybe it can be a family heirloom....

@Fable- thx for getin the name right Hey, can I trade my t-shirt for demi-godness?

A demi-goddess, or a demi-god? Or demi-goodness, as in a pretty decent candy and cake, like eclairs that have chocolate on the top and custard inside? You really need to be clearer.

Bear in mind, training for godhood is very onerous. It involves all sorts of test, not the least of which is looking up the word "onerous." You will be expected to write lengthy essays, compute vast algorithms in your head (okay, I cheated on that one), kill huge beasties with a nail file, and find a twenty-five mile wide area that doesn't contain a McDonald's. These are only a *few* of the tests you will be expected to surmount! Think carefully before you choose this course of action, because there's no backing out once you've taken it!

@Robhin, good to see ya, too, again.

twenty-five mile wide area that doesn't contain a McDonald's

*jumps and screams*

I've got this one! Can I be a 1/5th godling now? Perhaps I can do the nail thingie too, without cheese, in... say... bout 3 years!

Originally posted by fable
and find a twenty-five mile wide area that doesn't contain a McDonald's.

Believe it or not, I think we've got that here, too. Don't know how we managed to pull that off, since the horrid little things insist on popping up everywhere. *Sprays Golden Arch repellent*

Originally posted by Aegis
How about 'I am the centre of the Universe, and all revolves around me... Revolve, Damnit!'

LMAO

If there would be a t-shirt with this inscription I would buy it

Originally posted by Sojourner
Believe it or not, I think we've got that here, too. Don't know how we managed to pull that off, since the horrid little things insist on popping up everywhere. *Sprays Golden Arch repellent*

Do you have some spare GA repellent? It can save lifes, you know.

BTW, here in Brazil it is not so common to have a McDonalds everywhere. There are a lot of places do dinner and lunch without that merchandise thingie, and the outcome is that McDonalds gets too expensive for our people.

Thats a dollar issue too, however.

Can you do something, Fablegod?

Oh oh!!! Can i be a godling? Please? I promise to wreck havoc and destruction where ever i go

Bah, bunch of wannabees.

Follow the true path, the path of the heathen!!

Bah, bunch of wannabees.

Ok, then, Sytze, could you please show us ignorant folk how to follow the way of the heathen?

We have no other manuals of action here, only Fable and Aegis godling thingie, options will be welcome.

No more expensive t-shirts!!!

@Fable- Demi-god. Or demi-goodness, i havent had some good sweets in a while. Oh and the test thing, ive got the thing bout mcdonalds done, I live where there ARE no such things as McDonalds! Oh, I can do the dragon thing 2, no problemo. Hmm... ornerous (i think thats how you spelled it) I will look that one up when im not at skool. I shall be a demi-god!

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Do you have some spare GA repellent? It can save lifes, you know.

Sure thing - how many cans do you want?

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Ok, then, Sytze, could you please show us ignorant folk how to follow the way of the heathen?

We have no other manuals of action here, only Fable and Aegis godling thingie, options will be welcome.

No more expensive t-shirts!!!

Simply, cast aside everything you believe(d) in and start being totally ignorant to every deity on this weird planet.

If that doesnt help, ure probably doomed anyway

Originally posted by Sojourner
Sure thing - how many cans do you want?

Oh, not much, just 45 king size cans, will ya?

Simply, cast aside everything you believe(d) in and start being totally ignorant to every deity on this weird planet.

If that doesnt help, ure probably doomed anyway

Now I see!!! I've been heathen all the time and never noticed!

(True? 5 year without setting foot on a church, xcpt on marriage cases)

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
BTW, here in Brazil it is not so common to have a McDonalds everywhere. There are a lot of places do dinner and lunch without that merchandise thingie, and the outcome is that McDonalds gets too expensive for our people.

What surprised me, when my wife and I went to Hungary a couple of years after the fall there of Communism, was that despite the extremely high price (relative to their own cuisine), McDonalds was very popular. Teens were there all the time, eating, despite prices that would have been high in the US, and were three to four times the price of food at restaurants. And this was all for nothing better than a greasy, near-beef thing filled with additives.

So marketing would seem to be even more important than common sense, alas, for many people.

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Ok, then, Sytze, could you please show us ignorant folk how to follow the way of the heathen?

We have no other manuals of action here, only Fable and Aegis godling thingie, options will be welcome.

No more expensive t-shirts!!!

Well, I'm more like the enforcer of the two of us. Fables the brains of the deity racket