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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:56 pm
by Grendel
And where are old retired president Carter and assorted senate fogies? Independent oversight is clearly necessary. Glaring inconsistencies indicate the entirely fictious pretense at democracy offered in candidate here.
Given the "Dark empire of COMMs" own statistics, only 26% of something/people (undefined I would point out - toasters? perhaps) are in COMM. Clearly the 80% representation of the same candidate option are out of whack.
I humbly submit that this is a nasty fallacious April Fools prank to trick SYM members. I caution people to STAY AWAY FROM THE DARK. Participation may result in unsolicited SPAM ......eh wait.......well anyway, STAY AWAY FROM THE DARK 
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:24 pm
by Weasel
Independent oversight on the way.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:27 pm
by Gilgalen
Voting is closed. Clearly it is the will of SYM that Weasel be turned into a wraith and I, Foul Dwimmerlaik, run SYM like a dark cauldrun of simmering evil. No recounts.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:43 pm
by Weasel
Yes GG rise up and strike me down! Feel the hate course thru your body! Strike STRIKE ME DOWN !!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:45 pm
by Gilgalen
*shrug*
[Strikes Weasel down with his Morgul blade]
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:55 pm
by Weasel
Your hate has made you strong young Weaselfoul.
Come sit by my throne and we will rule as Father and son. With my demise you will be first in line to take the Vile Corrupt Empire!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:09 pm
by Gilgalen
Weaselfoul? Son? You may have fondled my peaches, but you are getting might bit familiar there, high Comm.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:25 pm
by Weasel
might bit familiar
LMFAO
Should I say daughter?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:34 pm
by Gilgalen
Originally posted by Weasel
LMFAO
Should I say daughter?
Only if I can sit on your lap while you read me ribald bedtime stories.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:40 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Gilgalen
Only if I can sit on your lap while you read me ribald bedtime stories.
I will share my Empire with you, I will give you your peaches....but never and I mean NEVER will you sit on my lap.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:44 pm
by Gilgalen
Originally posted by Weasel
I will share my Empire with you, I will give you your peaches....but never and I mean NEVER will you sit on my lap.
Not even if I wear backless chaps?
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:22 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Gilgalen
Not even if I wear backless chaps?
Never never.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:34 pm
by Yshania
ROFLMAO!
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:41 pm
by Chanak
Weasel's porch has finally collapsed.
Part Nazgul/sheep children???
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:42 pm
by Gilgalen
Yeah, uncle Weasel doesn't want me on his lap now, but he was smoking a different brand of cigar just a few hours ago.
And you will note that has been a surge in the polls. Making the Witchking Happy now has the lead.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:09 pm
by Scayde
Oh man..This is just so wrong on so many levels...What a beautiful day...It's so sad BS wasnt here to be victimi...I mean witness to it too
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:20 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Scayde
Oh man..This is just so wrong on so many levels...What a beautiful day...It's so sad BS wasnt here to be victimi...I mean witness to it too
I can only assume with this victimization, violation would only follow
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:40 pm
by The Z
Originally posted by Weasel
(Check) *Note to self, give this loyal person both North and South Carolina*
Excellent. Now Canada's slow expansion can begin. Next stop, Maryland.
Part Nazgul/Sheep children??? Would that be the superior race that annihilates mankind???
BS's second coming will be a great day indeed. It might even rival Weasel's second coming.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:07 pm
by Chanak
Notice how BS timed his exit from SYM so...conveniently.