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Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:49 am
by Moonbiter
56. If you're in a hair-metal band, and can't afford spandex...
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 10:15 am
by Galuf the Dwarf
57. Weatherproofing yourself.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 11:12 am
by Vicsun
58. Weatherproofing your family
59. Weatherproofing your friends
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 11:42 am
by RandomThug
Instead of botox, apply at edges.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 2:11 pm
by fable
59) As a highly effective contraceptive, when applied across certain areas of the body.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 4:28 pm
by Robnark
60) a highly effective dating aid, when applied to the eyes of the... uh...
what's a nice word for 'victim'?
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 5:14 pm
by Galuf the Dwarf
Originally posted by Robnark
60) a highly effective dating aid, when applied to the eyes of the... uh...
what's a nice word for 'victim'?
Recipient, maybe?
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 5:17 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Recipient, maybe?
strangely appropriate, yes.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 6:09 pm
by Chanak
Originally posted by Scayde
51. Weasel's date kit
LMAO!
61. Use duct tape to keep those rowdy kids in bed.

Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 6:27 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by Chanak
LMAO!
61. Use duct tape to keep those rowdy kids in bed.
until their parents pay your ransom demands, at least...
62) making giant webs between lamp posts and trying to catch drunk people in them
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 7:06 pm
by InfiniteNature
63) Great for pulling out the infection out of a **** filled gangrenous leg wound.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 6:42 am
by fable
Now, there's an image I didn't need.
64) Useful for illustrating the light and dark side of the Force, as well as covering drywall leaks.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:22 am
by Moonbiter
65. Perfect for turning Cherry Bombs into hand grenades.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:28 am
by Galuf the Dwarf
Originally posted by fable
Now, there's an image I didn't need. 
64) Useful for illustrating the light and dark side of the Force, as well as covering drywall leaks.
Couldn't that be two different uses?
66) Make yourself a duct tape sombrero for Cinco de Mayo.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 3:47 pm
by Robnark
67) industrial strength dental floss
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 3:49 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Couldn't that be two different uses?
No. The whole idea is to demonstrate the two sides of the Force,
while covering drywall leaks.

Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:31 pm
by Neo
68. do you have a flat tire on your bike ... not any more
69. puncture your gas tank on your new low rider well you can use that glorious duct tape to patch it till you get to Pep Boys

Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 10:09 pm
by Bloodthroe
70. Controlling your own network of a giant spider web, controlled entirely by only ten strings of duct tape, taped to each finger on your hand.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 2:51 pm
by Robnark
71: playing 'conjoined twins'
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 2:57 pm
by Bloodthroe
72. Want something harder to clean off a person's house and yard then toilet paper? Duct tape it instead.