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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:48 pm
by JesterKing
Seen any... ELVES!???!! AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it... but supposedly its hilarious.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:09 am
by Dark Master
I've heard some good ones recently, one of them was "The blue ones look nice, but the brown ones last longer" Also now that my current character is Knight of the Dragon, Guards don't say 'move along' anymore, but "Your bidding, Knight?"
DM
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:07 pm
by giles337
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I had just solved Ralen Hlaalo's murder and Camona Tong bodies lay strewn all about the Council Club. Indeed, the only one left alive in there was the bartender who said to me, "Welcome, our doors are open to you at any time"
ROFL!
[/QUOTE]
you know... you don't HAVE to kill everyone at the council club.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:09 pm
by Psi_RedEye22
Anything Crassius Curio says is pretty scary. He hits on you no matter what gender you are.
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:19 am
by JesterKing
hey the guards will be politer now? cool cool cool...
when i go up to someone in my shabbiest outfit of common black pants and shirt: 'I havent seen a dark elf in such a fine outfit for quite some time.'
we knew they were stupid... but obviously they dont know a blood stained morag tong outfit when they see one.
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:21 am
by giles337
in fort moonmoth, when it absolutely tipping it down, and imperial archer blurts "we could use a little rain right now, don't you think?"
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:17 am
by fable
[QUOTE=JesterKing]Seen any... ELVES!???!! AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it... but supposedly its hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Yes, that one caused a double take from me, too.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 6:41 pm
by Monolith
"I could kill that guar. Those boots are ruined"
LOL the first time I heard that one. When it hit me, it really hit me...
I love that sort of dark humor.
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:10 am
by lifeishell91
"Let that be a lesson to you, you FREAK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!...oww, cramp..."
This made me really laugh, but it's really rare, I only heard it once in 2 years of playing this game.