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Things a Morrowind NPC would never actually say

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any poor homeowner --

"oh, excuse me mr. walk right into my house and stand there waiting for me to turn around and then wonder why I call for guards. How about I just hand over my sole possessions which equal about 3gp. Would that make it easier for you than waiting for me to turn around?"
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Lol this is great..
What a wonderous love it is
To bind two souls in faith,
Chained completely together
With never a false word,
Weal and woe, wish and real,
Woven each together
From first kiss to last breath
First and last whispered in love

Ashland Hymn
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Any hrad of one of the great houses: No sorry I've got no time, I'm going to my weakly game of cards with the leaders of the other houses.

Dagoth Ur: No sure, don't be shy, just come in and we'll talk it all over.
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EVERYONE....

"I just want to sit down!!! I've been standing for the last 3 years!!!"

(yeah, i know about the sitting npc mod...) :p
They call me Darth...

Darth Gizka!

Muwahahahahhahahha!!!
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Anyone: "Why do we all wear the same underwear?..."
I'm an xboxer.

"In case I don't make it... *dun dun dun* ...tell my dad... *dun dun dun* ...he's weird."

I never took the time to stop and realize that death takes many forms... even while alive.

Obi Wan Kenobi is one hot Jedi.
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Fargoth: I'm straight!

edit: ;p didn't see someone else already posted that...

...doh!
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Originally posted by lifeishell91
Sorry Locutus but that was kinda mean. I mean you pretty much insulted all gay guys in this forum :( And thats just pretty damn low.

And no, this isn't a joke :rolleyes:

oh....well the joke stays.beacause of the antipatic fargoth,not sombodys physical beliefs

still: apology to any man offended :o

Dagoth ur : "The horns?oh,its just the viking helm stuck on my head.Imagine, i can think of a devilish plan to destroy the life,but i cant come up with the vaseline oil....."
Finding the world in the smallnes of the grain of sand
And holding infinities in the palm of your hand
And Heaven's realms in the seedling of this tiny flower
And eternities in the space of a single hour.
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Mehrunes Dagon: "I love you, you love me..."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Dagoth Ur: "Danbacksli, I am your father."
Everyone has time to live but noone has time to die.

Everyones gotta die someday, why cant u die now!

singing extreamly high saprano is hard! but i can do it!

Dont anyone go bashing mormons cuz ill defend my religion with a passion.
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A gang of kid's:

Hey guys! Let's go over to Vivec, race ya to the giant tick!

That would of been funny if there were any kids. :rolleyes:
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Player character: Anything at all!

Yeah I know about the voice mods, but I've never bothered.
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress? - Thanks to Blake for the avatar! :)
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Guard at Seyda Neen's harbor: "What d'ya mean, bringing more prisoners here? The place under quarrantine. Sail off!"
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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"Sure! you can sleep in my bed! I wont report you or have you expelled from the guild!"
Sig Size change per request of Vicsun
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Originally posted by Danbacksli
Dagoth Ur: "Danbacksli, I am your father."
*Heavy breathing* ;)
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Dagoth Ur: "Hey, cmon man. Now would you quit that! Stop it and fight me would ya! No! NO, MY HEADDRESS DOES NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GIGANTIC HORNED HYENA!! Cut it out! *whimper whimper*
I have fun, or at least not when I'm busy being bored
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Anybody attacking you: Surrender now and I might let you live, ow sorry, forgot there is no surrender button, mhuhahahahaha gues I've got to kill right away!
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dunmer: "You... you wouldn't happen to have any Visine, would you? Man, between this hangover and the soap I got in my eyes this morning...."
you know what they say about all work and no play...
It's totally not worth the monetary rewards!!!
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Originally posted by lifeishell91
Sorry Locutus but that was kinda mean. I mean you pretty much insulted all gay guys in this forum :( And thats just pretty damn low.

And no, this isn't a joke :rolleyes:


Leave the poor guy alone, it was just a joke
Usstan inbal l' uyl'udith ssinssrigg jihard wun l' tresk'ri! ^^ And it's true too hehe
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"Hey, did you hear about the werewold that killed every member of the village down the road last night? Pretty gruesome, huh. I sure am glad that sort of thing never happens round here...AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP SLURP
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Daedra: "Wait! What time is it? Sorry, can't kill you now. I'm late for my gang in Evercrack."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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