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[QUOTE=RandomThug]Soon their walls will break and capitalism and myself will come reaping the land of all their natural resources.
QUOTE]Well, that's your first mistake. You're looking for walls to assail...

[QUOTE=Aegis]Well, that's your first mistake. You're looking for walls to assail... [/QUOTE]

He must be in China

By all rights if weasel is first gen I can't be far of, only a month.

I'm not so incoherrant now though.

Perhaps the smell of mexican food and immigration men around these canadian walls... perhaps there's a clue here.

Congratulations on the history, AC - it's hard tracing the SYM family tree. I too would like to praise Lord Satan, the Alpha and Omega of all of SYM's creation

[QUOTE=RandomThug]Perhaps the smell of mexican food and immigration men around these canadian walls... perhaps there's a clue here.[/QUOTE]

You sure that's not the California/Mexico border?

It's a shame to find that your conquest has been going on in the wrong place for all these years....back to the drawing board I guess

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]From This Council Came the Rest of SYM. The largest branch leading from this generation is the family of Weasel. The deviant, result of Satan's evil tendancies, believed in spawning out of wedlock, good food, loud music, and generally had more fun than his 'siblings'. Weasel used his power to spawn COMM, an army that he would lead to serve him at every turn. The first COMMS were Weasel's harem (for lack of a better word), and most members of today's COMM came from Weasel's reckless antics with his own lackeys. The first COMMs were Der Moench, KidD, Thorin Oaskensfield, and Fas. By Der Moench Weasel had two sons: Omar and Rob-hin...[/QUOTE]

Whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah, there, AC! Back up the turnip truck for just one gosh darn minute! I don't quite know how to take the implications of that last statement, but I woud like it made clear: I'm a monk! Daliances with the Supreme Weasel (or, well, anyone, for that matter) are right out. Besides, Omar was here before I was - so if anything, Rob-hin and I are the products of the Weasel/Omar conjugation. Not that I am implying any such thing occurred! Er - your geneological chart doesn't extend to DNA samples does it? Wait! - forget I asked! Move along - nothing to see here. DNA samples are, er, notoriously untrustworthy, anyway. Yeah.

Ahem.

Hey - Eerhardt! Long time no see. Happy Birthday and all that. Can I ask: is your current icon a picture of "Sledgehammer?" 'Cos if it is - wow! I didn't think anyone knew of that show anymore!

Peace.

[QUOTE=der Moench]
Hey - Eerhardt! Long time no see. Happy Birthday and all that. Can I ask: is your current icon a picture of "Sledgehammer?" 'Cos if it is - wow! I didn't think anyone knew of that show anymore!

Peace. [/QUOTE]

Wow, if you're right about the sledgehammer thing, good call!

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Wow, if you're right about the sledgehammer thing, good call![/QUOTE]

He is probabily right... He is a drunk Monk, but very smart...

[QUOTE=dragon wench]ROFL!

This sounds a lot like an explanation of the Greek pantheon of deities, which of course leads to some questions. As I recall Zeus slew Cronos. Now Cronos was the prime progenitor of Zeus, Apollo, Athena etc. and the various other siblings...

So my questions is, who is SYM's Cronos? Fable or Weasel? And does this mean somebody will attempt to usurp one of the above in their ascent to supreme domination? [/QUOTE]

Certainly, SYM mirrors the depraved pantheons of the civilizations of the ancient world.

It's the timeless battle of good vs. evil...order vs. chaos...beer vs. near-beer...and fable vs. weasel! Always the evil one wears a mask of innocence, and the good god is kind of cranky (but of course in his heart he is good ). Buck, of course, is Chronos, but with a twist: he set his children upon each other, thus effectively distracting them.

@AC: Let it be recorded that Kayless is the love-child of VooDooDali and Buck. Let it also be mentioned that Weasel was always Waverly. That should help clear things up.

[QUOTE=craig]By all rights if weasel is first gen I can't be far of, only a month.

I'm not so incoherrant now though. [/QUOTE]


You will always be my first child, the shining light of truth.


Also...To clear the record I deny everything.

I thought I was just your student....


The Lies!!

[QUOTE=craig]I thought I was just your student....


The Lies!![/QUOTE]



Whoops..Disregard the previous statement.

Yeah, ignore what weasel said, it's all lies.

Also I can't be first gen, if what weasel said was true.

[QUOTE=craig]Yeah, ignore what weasel said, it's all lies.

Also I can't be first gen, if what weasel said was true.[/QUOTE]
A real first gen would know not to listen/trust/believe/adhere/associate with Weasel!

Weasel's fooled nearly everyone.

I was naive then anyway.

[QUOTE=craig]Weasel's fooled nearly everyone.
[/QUOTE]
I would never fool you dear son.

Weasel got fooled when he reached up that skirt and found two hanging buddies.

[QUOTE=Weasel]I would never fool you dear son. [/QUOTE]


Agh!! The lies! The LIES!!