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just remembered a classic quote from minsc when Viconia takes the piss out of minscs face tatoo

Do not make comments about my face dark elf, it is a face that the ladies love. Boo loves minsc's face too, dont you boo, dont you!

the all time classic that made me laugh for hours:

"EVIL MEET SWORD! SWORD MEET EVIL!"

of korse by minsc =] when the party faces irenicus in final battel

Beholder of Saughain City: every line
Gnomes\Halflings: "I just came to find some turnips! I swear!"
Lilacor: "This one's for grandma who said I'd never amount to more then a butterknife."
Gavalry's questions: some of the answers you can give
Eldan's questions: some of the answers you can give

Also: "Plant a blade in your inards, I will!"

Minsc: "Oh, most glorious day! One step closer we come to being true heroes, yes indeedy! Even little Boo's fur stands on end from his anticipation!"

then, of course there's this one:
"Nothing can contend with the might of an angry hampster!"

Edwin do this, Edwin do that, somebody get this jerk a banana

...and, oh yeah:

Galvarey: Do you have violent thoughts?
Me: Yeah, I've got some pretty good ones right now, you'd be laughing if you'd know then, well perhaps YOU wouldn't be laughing...

[ 04-16-2001: Message edited by: rapier ]

"When Tiax rules, pants will not ride up so wedge-like!" -Tha Almight Tiax

"This reminds of that time...It is just like the time when I...Hmm, I don't think anything like that has ever happened to me before."
-Jan Jansen when he gets to hell.

Lesser Demon Lord :

THE BHAAL-CHILD HAS MURDERED YOU DAUGHTER DARKLING. MOST AMUSING, IT IS.HAHAHAHA! COME NOW AND BE MURDERED.

Protagonist : It's not worthy of such a fuss , Mincs .A simple , uninspriring act of charity .

Minsc : Then say it louder!! We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish ,but a man and his hamster that tear evil limm from limb ? That's scary!!

Protagonist : Ahh ,what the hell. Right-o Minsc! Our deeds will ring in the evil ears we box and label do not open 'til mid-winter fest!

Minsc : Now you are speaking the language of Minsc! Next we must get you a hamster! Or perhaps an ice weasel , whatever your tastes.

Originally posted by Rodion Raskolnikov:
<STRONG>Noticed that Evandarian had a good BG2 quote in his signature. Feel free to post good BG2 quotes here!!!</STRONG>

heh... thanx! don't think this is the actual wording tho...

Nalia- Do not patronize me, Haer Dalis'. I have never patronized you.
Haer Dalis'- Indeed, for if your family had patronized me, I would be far richer than I am today!

Originally quoted by Minsc:
<STRONG>Dispair not! I shall inspire you by charging Blindly on!!!</STRONG>

Or the one by Haer'Dalis:

"I once knew a red mage of Thay
Who dreamed of Lichdom some day.
He said he knew how to do it
But he still managed to screw it
up in the funniest way."

Still like this little dialogue though:

Cohrvale- Out of my way, you there!

Bregg- Calm down, Cohrvale. Mr. F. don't like ye killing people in the streets.

Cohrvale- Shut your mouth, dwarf! As for you, I said get your stinking hide out of my way!

Protagonist- Keep barking, dog. Just watch that your little keeper doesn't yank on your leash too hard.

Cohrvale- Those foul words will be your last! Ye'll dies this day!

Bregg- Now ye've done it, blasted fool! Couldn't ye see he was armed?

Or this one about Edwin's unfortunate 'accident':

Edwin- What! Nothing! This is shameful and revolting! What are you pie-eyed vagrants gawking at? Staring at me with a plebian vandal's charm! This is beyond treachery!

Protagonist- He-he-he. Looks like you're in some trouble. And by the way, nice rack.

Or:

Yoshimo- Tell me, Edwina, would you like me to let out the seams on your robe? I'm quite handy with a needle. You do, after all, have more... bulk... in the upper chest area.

Edwina- Silence, you fool! Chauvinist pig! (What am I saying?) I mean to say - 'Idiot!'

Or this one always makes me laugh:

Captain Dennis- I be Dennis... the leader of my mercenary fellows here out o' Riatavin. If you want to keep your face on straight, you'll stay well clear of us.

Protagonist- With a stench like yours, staying clear of you and your pals will not be a problem.

Captain Dennis- Are you trying to be funny? I suggest you apologize, little boy, before things get... heated.

Protagonist- Did I say stench? I meant putrid, nauseating, undead-repelling, vomit-inducing aroma. So sorry.

One last one:

Keldorn- It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your leaders.

Jan- I do respect my leaders. This has nothing to do with them. This reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene...

Keldorn- Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand I perform acts that you shall regret.

Jan- 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem...

Here's a good one...

Jaheira: So, where to now, brave and fearless leader?

Protagonist: How the hell should I know?

Jan Jansen upon being raised:
"Greetings, everyone. Sorry, no gifts or souvenirs this time but I'll keep you all in mind the next time I'm gone. Oh, Keldorn: the gods say 'hi' and that you should wash your underwear more thoroughly. Everyone ready? Let's go adventuring."

did anyone else happen to catch Minsc's "hamtsers coming to kill you all" prophecy in the Slums area?

"There once was a warrior true
Withe sense knocked ot of him, too.
But in a hamster he found
some wisdom profound
And now where goes he goes his boo!"
Crazy Celvin
Theres mor but minsc butts in

One of my favorite Minsc quotes, which occurs at one of the great moments in the game:

(PC), Boo just soiled my backpack!

my favorite and I won't say who says it, but if you have heard it...you will know:
"QUIT LOOKING AT ME!!!!!"