When boredom strikes.....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:57 pm

Do I at least get a hint? One not so subtle, since I have not mastered that art yet?

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:00 pm

ahhh young grasshopper, no hints, you have dissapointed by not yet learning the fine art of subtlety

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:03 pm

[QUOTE=sparky_kat]ahhh young grasshopper, no hints, you have dissapointed by not yet learning the fine art of subtlety

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See, now this is just plain mean

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:04 pm

I turn away for a moment and the spammers...spam!

[QUOTE=sparky_kat]quite agree weasel, BS just *tries* to play the innocent part

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The first lesson to defeat "evil"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:14 pm

I see no evil

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:37 am

Because you are blind!

Now i would love to accept your challenge. But as a man, i will never pick a fight with a woman. You lot are so delicate, sweet, fragile etc etc

You wouldnt last a second in the ring with me. So just forget it, or if you really want a duel, then you win. I forfiet and accept my defeat.

If that is still not enough well do what you wish. I will just exact my vengance on BS later on.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:51 am

Sensei is too drunk to see anything clearly... even the "evil things that men do..."

Hey COMMrade Fas, what if I get my sarong and you get your dotthi and we both show Sensei some macho dancing to wake him up to his senses.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:53 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Sensei is too drunk to see anything clearly... even the "evil things that men do..."

Hey COMMrade Fas, what if I get my sarong and you get your dotthi and we both show Sensei some macho dancing to wake him up to his senses.

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But of course and we can do it listening to Kenny G

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:58 am

You're on, COMMrade!

*plays the Kenny G cd*

*dons sarong*

Ready when you are, COMMrade.

*starts macho-dancing*

Nice six-pack, yeah?

Shake, rattle and roll, Fas.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:01 am

*grabs dhoti and wraps it around his waist, takes off his shirt and puts on a really cheap and tight undervest. wraps an old dirty cloth around his head and proceeds to place mascara on his eyes*

Well if we are gonna do this properly i might as well look the part

Note: That is seriously how rural men dress in parts of India and Pakistan. Yes including the mascara.

*starts jiggling to the absolutely beautiful music*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:11 am

You are DA man. Fas!

*Applies some herbal oil on upper torso for that sheen wet look*

Hey Fas, want some?

Sure feels airy and cool down there whenever I wear my sarong. Do you think it's okay to do "The Running Man" given this getup and music we're playing?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:35 am

LMAO!!! I was thinking the very same thing when i was typing the last post. The running man however will allow too much to be seen with our airy and loose get ups.

I say we do it

I need some oil in my hair to make it all shiny and stinky

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:53 am

Great minds think alike, COMMrade.

[QUOTE=CM]LMAO!!! I was thinking the very same thing when i was typing the last post. The running man however will allow too much to be seen with our airy and loose get ups.

I say we do it

I need some oil in my hair to make it all shiny and stinky

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*gives the herbal oil to Fas*

Remember, Fas, that's oil not tea.

*sets the fan to number three, with the windblast facing the dancers for that strong airy effect*

*starts doing a slow mo' of the Running Man with Kenny G's "Sillhouette" as background music followed by the theme song of "Chariots of Fire"*

How's that?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:30 am

That would a turn a straight man gay

*dumps his hair into the oil bucket and drinks some while he is at it*

Now you wanna see Marliyn Monreo Paki style?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:40 am

Watch it, COMMrade.

Oh, you mean the Marilyn Monroe, PAKISTANI style.

Why sure!

Here, stand on this table over here while I set up another fan underneath.

*climbs on the table*

What are you waiting for?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:45 am

Reading the first part of this thread, I wonder if Sparky has a Mini-Grunt in her handy-dandy-carry-all-pak....

Reading the second part has caused me to have nightmares....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:50 am

Ah! We got an audience!

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]
Reading the second part has caused me to have nightmares....

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Shut up Gwally, you know you wanna join us!

Here, have a quilt (sp?). Looks good on ya, perfect for the bearded ones.

Calling this a night, fellas. The floor (and table) is all yours.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:57 am

Goodnight, Mah. Hope you had fun dancing.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:57 am

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Reading the second part has caused me to have nightmares....

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I second that. There will be no sound sleeping for me this night

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:34 pm

*shudders*
@ fas
i may be female, but i take pride in the fact that i can more than keep up with the males
*gets fas in rear with whip*