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Gruntboy
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Post by Gruntboy »

LOL Image.

You can bet your ass Anomen will be at that party.
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Don't forget the pornagraphers opposing school: necropheliac.

"Um, why don't you loot the bodies from that last battle, and try not to take to long this time"
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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ROFL Image

No it gets better:

Wise warrior - Hey norman, we looted the bodies from that last fight for all their magic items, what are you doing?

Norman the Necrophiliac - You guys go ahead, I'll catch up with you. I've, um, got some scrolls to read.
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Post by geh4th »

I think that for Gruntboy, the appropriate monk kit must be one with self-FLATULATION.

Why not have a whole party of monk-wannabes, or a bunch of "sword-control" political activists who refuse to use weapons? Every one of 'em just pummell their opponents with their bare fists......no magic allowed, either....this is as basic as you can get.

Ever see a Dragon get pummelled into submission?

(Monk-lovers: I don't count monks, because I don't believe for a second that a monk should be able to SCRATCH a dragon no matter how hard he tried, without a weapon, anyway....)

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Post by samcu »

Why not use all those cursed weapons and see how long they last!

Haerlis, Chaotic Anomen, Yoshimo and Crend using cursed items scroll/weapons and rings of folly/clumsiness
Aerie fighting on frontline
Wizard Slayer dual to Beastmaster at lvl 15 (ie can't use Wizard Slayer the whole game after dualled).

Now this party will go no-where except for Hell.
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally Posted by samcu
Now this party will go no-where except for Hell.
But that's where they're supposed to go! They wouldn't make it past the circus tent!
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