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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:26 am
by wise grimwald
The first time when I was a Noobie myself, I just walked away, straight into the fight with the assassin in the north. You can imagine what it was like trying to fight that battle with Noober incessantly butting in. I am sure that it was him that caused the deaths of several in my party. You would think that after that I would have killed him every time, but no, I just let him teach me a little patience. I've run out of things to say.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:14 am
by Sator
Polymorph Other, and let him live the rest of his days as the most annoying squirrel in Nashkel! :)

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:32 pm
by JackOfClubs
No way. That free XP is much too valuable at early levels. I usually do all the free quests I can before I even start to look for fights, especially if I am soloing a weak character like a mage. When gibberlings are life-threatening, getting to second level ASAP is a must.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:51 pm
by Patrick
polymorph other sounds like a plan, are you then chased by a squirrel.
hey ya got nutts

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:17 pm
by BlueSky
LOL...would have to take him for sure :laugh:

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:10 pm
by Pellinore
Charm Person. Then Noober gets to be the mighty adventurer...until he dies in his first fight with the assassin.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:17 pm
by Patrick
think i have done that too.
ANy other combination of spells any of you may of tried?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:22 pm
by sinbad71
most definitely kill him,the 300 xp is not worth the annoyance factor. Besides,a little indescriminate carnage is most gratifying! :D

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:14 pm
by Pellinore
I dropped my weapons once and just started punching him senseless...

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:52 pm
by fable
Pellinore wrote:I dropped my weapons once and just started punching him senseless...
A perfectly reasonable choice. I prefer using magic, because you can see it hit, and it's very effective. I think we should be awarded both experience and a local medal for killing him. He is, after all, a form of vermin.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:58 pm
by Denethorn
Indeed, I think it can be argued that his slaying is for the greater good of the Sword Coast ;)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:11 pm
by Sator
What would happen if Noober ever met with some of the most famous heroes/villains of fantasy? (not limited to Faerun/FR). Let me start it off:

Noober meets Demogorgon:

- Hey ya! Are you a demon?
- FOOL! I AM THE PRINCE OF DEMONS!
- Oooooh.. So is there a princess of demons?
- DIE, ANNOYING MORTAL!
*Demogorgon: Casts Finger of Death: Noober*
*Noober: Save vs Death 0+20*
*Demogorgon: Spell Ineffective*
- So do you live in a palace?
- WHAT? DO YOU NOT FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE?
- So why are demons evil?
- ...
- Can i be a demon?
- ...?!?!...
- Can i pull your tail?
- ............. WHAT?
- So why do you have two heads?
*Demogorgon: Casts: Gate*
A Pit Fiend appears.
*Noober: Aura of Dismissal: Pit Fiend*
Pit Fiend: Banished.
- Ooooooh was that your friend? Was he a demon too?
*Demogorgon: Casts Suicide Without Error: Demogorgon*
Demogorgon: Dies.