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Magrus
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School hmm? I fell asleep in school one day, which is bad. Why? I respond to conversations around me in my sleep. I held a conversation on socialogy with my profession while passed out, face down on my desk. When she turned around to stop the lesson and pay more attention to what I was saying, she noticed me in that state and everyone else smirking at me. Then, I was woken up by cold water. I wasn't happy. :(
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[QUOTE=VonDondu]My weirdest awakening went like this: I woke up, turned off the alarm, got up and got ready for work, and then started driving to work. But then I woke up and realized that I was dreaming. (The funny thing is, I don't have to drive to work.)[/QUOTE]
That's weird, I had a similar dream once, right before waking up... I dreamt that i got out of bed, dressed up, had breakfast and then I woke up and didn't understand how I got back to bed again... :confused:

@Lestat: :eek:

They didn't say anything just searched the whole building for arms?
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[QUOTE=Brynn]@Lestat: :eek:

They didn't say anything just searched the whole building for arms?[/QUOTE]
I checked later on with the landlord (who lives in the same building, in the appartment opposite mine). It appeared that it was part of a city wide effort. Not that they searched all buildings but more like spot surprise checks (comparable to the one in a hundred passengers who get the full check of their luggages in airports). And they did say things like "what's in there?" and "please open this". Though they forgot to check the reservoirs of the toilets. Hah, amateurs. I could've stashed a gun or two in each and at the same have saved on my waterconsumption. ;)
I suppose UNMIL is just trying to make sure that the October elections are decided at the ballotbox and that nobody is going to try to pull a stunt like Taylor in 1997 ("vote for me or the civil war continues!").
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I went hiking in july. I still wake up in terror thinking I have to hike this morning :p
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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I still wake up in terror thinking I have to hike this morning :p [/QUOTE]You can just wait until softening sets in, there is no need to go hiking every morning (unless you feel like it).
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