Essential Pleasures

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:29 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Ah, at last! Now I know the identity of that heavy breather on the phone!

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Sorry, I only breathe in person. You are obviously confusing me with the panting of BS, who clearly has some sort of dog fetish going on.

Feel free to schedule a house call, however.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:07 am

[QUOTE=thantor3]Sorry, I only breathe in person. You are obviously confusing me with the panting of BS, who clearly has some sort of dog fetish going on.

Feel free to schedule a house call, however.

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Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:07 am

Youth and tender old age. Hah go there, you know I'll go there.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:36 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."

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*sniff* one addition

*the old SYM

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:26 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."

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Given the types of altered states you achieve with various substances and *ahem* 'pets,' I think it is possible for you to confuse a great many things.

Funny. You didn't seem to have any complaints about the last house call...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:57 pm

[QUOTE=thantor3]Given the types of altered states you achieve with various substances and *ahem* 'pets,' I think it is possible for you to confuse a great many things.

Funny. You didn't seem to have any complaints about the last house call...[/QUOTE]

tsk tsk... I thought we had already covered how hazardous it is to *your* health to engage in *that* kind of nostalgic reminiscing...

That's because up here in the 'Great White North' it was "Be kind to Heavy Breather's Day."

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:02 pm

Psst...I think the title was Essential pleasures, don't mix up words that start with E. Although, house call's can be fun, they aren't essential.

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:11 pm

The way a hot, long shower can make any anger, irritation or stress disappear.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:42 am

The faint feeling of anaesthesia that comes from the first glass of rum

Crawling into bed next to a warm lover.

And who could live without kissing?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:52 am

I used to agree with moltovir. A good, long hot shower, or even a hot bath and a good book, used to do it for me, too. But it's since lost its hold over me, and now I don't have that essential pleasure.

As for a warm lover to lie next to... I've had to learn how to live without one of those for the last month, just like I had to learn to live without a/c for a week. All my essential pleasures are just evaporating... maybe now you can see why I'm always so cranky.