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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:29 am
by thantor3
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Ah, at last! Now I know the identity of that heavy breather on the phone!
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Sorry, I only breathe in person. You are obviously confusing me with the panting of BS, who clearly has some sort of dog fetish going on.
Feel free to schedule a house call, however.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:07 am
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=thantor3]Sorry, I only breathe in person. You are obviously confusing me with the panting of BS, who clearly has some sort of dog fetish going on.
Feel free to schedule a house call, however.
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Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:07 am
by Patrick
Youth and tender old age. Hah go there, you know I'll go there.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:36 am
by Locke Da'averan
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."
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*sniff* one addition
*the old SYM
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:26 pm
by thantor3
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Do you believe you can be easily confused with BS? This leads to some disturbing conclusions.... And definitely not conclusions I want to associate with any kind of a "house call."
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Given the types of altered states you achieve with various substances and *ahem* 'pets,' I think it is possible for you to confuse a great many things.
Funny. You didn't seem to have any complaints about the last house call...
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:57 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=thantor3]Given the types of altered states you achieve with various substances and *ahem* 'pets,' I think it is possible for you to confuse a great many things.
Funny. You didn't seem to have any complaints about the last house call...[/QUOTE]
tsk tsk... I thought we had already covered how hazardous it is to *your* health to engage in *that* kind of nostalgic reminiscing...
That's because up here in the 'Great White North' it was "Be kind to Heavy Breather's Day."
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:02 pm
by Magrus
Psst...I think the title was
Essential pleasures, don't mix up words that start with E. Although, house call's can be fun, they aren't essential.
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:11 pm
by moltovir
The way a hot, long shower can make any anger, irritation or stress disappear.
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:42 am
by Denethorn
The faint feeling of anaesthesia that comes from the first glass of rum
Crawling into bed next to a warm lover.
And who could live without kissing?
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:52 am
by Chimaera182
I used to agree with moltovir. A good, long hot shower, or even a hot bath and a good book, used to do it for me, too. But it's since lost its hold over me, and now I don't have that essential pleasure.
As for a warm lover to lie next to... I've had to learn how to live without one of those for the last month, just like I had to learn to live without a/c for a week. All my essential pleasures are just evaporating... maybe now you can see why I'm always so cranky.